Isaac Alexander

I dare @JasonIsbell to write a bad song while wearing bedazzled jeans and a giGANtic hat.

@Del_Boyette Duh

Boba Fett got me feeling way better about my cpap machine.

@IkeYouGuys Jim Dandy????

How are you celebrating RazorBack To Reality Day?

Hogs’ overall progress over last year is exciting, but the lack of a passing attack is becoming more glaring with each possession. Didn’t need it last week and won’t this week, but not the case next 10 games.

@GovMikeHuckabee @MLB While you’re at it, please stop identifying as an Arkansan.

I’ve decided to “identify” as Chinese. Coke will like me, Delta will agree with my “values” and I’ll probably get shoes from Nike & tickets to @MLB games. Ain’t America great?

@SusannaHoffs When’s your record dropping?

Ask me anything and I will answer with a Beatles lyric.

I see the Dow and Nasdaq hit new highs even though the entire US workforce was making Bernie memes all day.

This still a thing? ⁦@BernieSanders⁩

Watching a live performance of Plastic Ono Band doing Cold Turkey, my kid says “oh, she’s being a turkey”

My heart goes out to the family of the President and those close to him as he has had his social media taken away.

It is time for the leaders of this country to invoke the 25th Amendment. Isn’t it obvious? Today has made me sad with disbelief with what is happening in my country, a country that has inspired my songs of hope and love.

Hey, check out Brave Fart.

@rohallma Syrup Father

NOTHING rhymes with my name.

@realDonaldTrump Ya Basic!

THE OBSERVERS WERE NOT ALLOWED INTO THE COUNTING ROOMS. I WON THE ELECTION, GOT 71,000,000 LEGAL VOTES. BAD THINGS HAPPENED WHICH OUR OBSERVERS WERE NOT ALLOWED TO SEE. NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. MILLIONS OF MAIL-IN BALLOTS WERE SENT TO PEOPLE WHO NEVER ASKED FOR THEM!

The 2020 Halloween costume just happened.

@PatrickSweany did a dadgum song of mine. Go ahead and go get that feeling vol.1. open.spotify.com/track/5AU6psoP…