Joshua Sugar☢️

@MiaMalkova Poor choice of words. There’s a pic of your nice ass with the word chocolate brownies.

Eating good lately! 😋 (Chocolate brownies)

@MiaMalkova Yes please

Me for breakfast?

@thedandangler She’s thick and looks healthy and awesome.

@thedandangler Busting your ass may be a bad choice of words

@lissasauras There’s way too much ice in that glass.

1) is this AI lmao 2) literally nothing is less intimidating to me than someone who goes out of their way to try & intimidate people.

@2017Simp I hate cucumbers

@Lissielys He just seems guilty of something cause the story keeps changing

@LordDiscisk @EricEatsHTX Brenners on the bayou is best. Perry’s is where you go before prom.

Best steakhouse in Houston ? @EricEatsHTX proposing to my girl this weekend. Any thoughts on Perry steakhouse ?

@thedandangler What about Mexicans!?

@JoeyC___ Was your gallbladder necrotic?

Y’all wanna see the worse gallbladder, the doctors ever seen.. Let’s just say 30 minutes later, I might’ve died. I’m still here! Someone is mad about that!

@gavinthomas2015 What does it mean if you see bob Marley

Apparently, if you can see an orca whale, you're left-brained, and if you can see an alien, you're right-brained. What do you see in the bananas?

@lissasauras @astros_dude The truth hurts

@astros_dude c’mon man this is fucked.

@ReynAmazing93 Hell yeah!!!

All I want is some bourbon chicken from the mall food court

@lissasauras @Autch14 Damn who called the feds!?

@Autch14 aren’t u married

If you ain’t obsessed with me like this I don’t want it

@stros4dayz @cpenny81 You can if you have xfinity

@cpenny81 This is bullshit. I didn’t know this. I got cable so I guess I can’t watch

This is honestly pathetic. Only two options to watch my Astros (I’m not spending a dime on the MLB (blackout) network. Astros need to get on a REAL station. FuboTV doesn’t offer TBS or TNT which is a deal breaker and DirecTV is VERY expensive now. I hate this.

@cpenny81 It’s on xfinity.

@MarieTemara 1 billion please!

@lordtygr @Tess1Tess2 Who’s our queen?

@Tess1Tess2 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 but we just wanna hear our Queen!

💀💀💀

@Bondedservant @Tess1Tess2 What did he mean about us wanting to hear our queen? Who’s our queen? Beyoncé, Selena? Who?

@Tess1Tess2 "Reggaeton?!? No,no, NORTEÑO music is where it's at. I grew up on this mijo!"

@jordenteylor Not them just him. He doesn’t speak for all of us so don’t put us all in that same category. She’s supporting her guy and that’s awesome. I don’t see how her presence ruins the game

Masculinity is so fragile that the existence of a woman has ruined an entire sport for them and god that’s just some of the funniest shit ever