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Ronaldo when messi and Mbappe are talking about winning the World Cup 😭

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Bobby?

@VanesaFlorio @anlikadraj @baharkarakrt You've saved the night😅

@anlikadraj @baharkarakrt Es 4 porque 5y + 2y son 7y. 7y es igual a 14. Es decor que 14 dividido 7 es 2. Por lo rato y vale 2. Entonces 2y es 2 por 2, o sea que 2y es 4

Bunu çözebilirsen IQ seviyen ortalamanın üstündedir. 2y kaçtır?

Usher akipita karibu na uko na morio wako church 😂😂

"Ukitoka Church unaeza pitia huku kwangu ukichukua notes zako kwsho sitakuwa"

Machaji na manyonyois ndio kuchukua mzigo leo nafanya delivery huko Florida

the need to be liked has cost alot of people opportunities.

How many people can do this?😂

Adulting will have you appreciating easy days— Days that don’t require much from you— Days that allow you to breathe.

Make money. Act broke. Be unknown.

Every house has that legend who hates church, but has a good heart than everyone in the house.

This made me so sad

Campus was so crazy mahn, unaingia class na unamaintain eye contact na lecturer all through kumbe sahizo unafikiria vile mzinga ya jana iliisha na hata hukulewa🤣😂

I think the hardest part ya kukuwa bachelor ni kuosha vyombo na kufua, mimi nikifikirianga kuosha vyombo huwa naskia kulia

women really think touching our testicles turns us on

You’re scared to start because you might not get the support you need. My dad always says nunua gari, ikikwama kwa matope utaita watu waskume. But you can’t start telling people to get prepared to push a car that doesn’t exist. We anza, the way becomes clearer as you go.

I'm trying to imagine my mother being shown a video of me being beaten by my woman for cheating, while she's asking me, "Kwani hautosheki?" Then my mother pauses the video, removes her glasses, rewinds it, and watches it again just to confirm that the man receiving "ngundi" like free government fertilizer is indeed her son. Now imagine my friends visiting me in hospital. Not because I was robbed. Not because I was involved in an accident. But because I was beaten for cheating. "Pole sana bro." "How many stitches?" "One woman or a coalition government?" The worst part is explaining how I got the injuries. Doctor: "What happened?" Me: "Domestic misunderstanding." Doctor: "Who won?" Me: "...she did." At that point even the village elders will refuse to hear my case. Where will I bury my head? Not in sand. Not underground. I will need a whole quarry to disappear permanently.

Alafu wazazi, hizi birthdays huwa mnaleta shule nataka mniskize na mniskize vizuri. Birthday sio mbaya. Sina shida na cake, balloons ama mtoto kufurahia siku yake. Lakini kabla ugeuze classroom ikae venue ya ruracio, kuna vitu nataka ujue. Administration hawaezi kataa juu wanataka clients wao wakue happy. Lakini sisi ndio tuko ground. Sisi ndio tunabaki na consequences. Kwanza, birthday ya mtoto mmoja huleta excitement kwa dakika 20 na drama ya wiki mbili. Mtoto mmoja akiletewa cake, kesho mwingine anauliza mbona yeye hajawai letewa. Mwingine anarudi home akiwa convinced wazazi wake hawampendi. Sasa mwalimu anajipata akifundisha Mathematics na family therapy wakati mmoja. Halafu kuna hii tabia ya kuleta cake ya watoto 8 kwa class ya watoto 47. Unataka tugawanye aje? Hii ni classroom ama miracle crusade? Na tafadhali msilete balloons 30 kwa class halafu mnataka learning iendelee normally. Ukiona watoto wakitazama ceiling kama wameona UFO, ujue lesson imeisha rasmi. Alafu kuna wale wazazi wanafika na photographer, videographer, ring light na confidence ya mtu anazindua bypass. Brother, ni Grade 2 birthday. Sio uchaguzi mdogo. Na ukweli wenye hakuna mtu anasema... Shule si birthday venue. Shule ilijengwa watoto wajifunze. Birthday ni bonus, sio programme ya siku. Mkitaka kufanya party kubwa, fanyeni nyumbani, church, hotel ama kwa shamba ya babu. Juu mwisho wa siku, birthday inaisha saa tano. Lakini syllabus bado iko hapa ikitusubiri kama deni ya Fuliza. Sincerely, Mwalimu ambaye alikuja kufunza fractions lakini akaishia kukata tukwota twingi twa cake sio poa. 📷 Kama ukona maoni tofauti yaletee Credits: Lyn Maina

Mimi sikuizi nililearn kujifanya mjinga mbele ya polisi Iam not gonna have my time wasted and more money just because of an ego ntamwambia niko na 500 mbele nyuma na ata nililala njaa anielewe kama mzazi and proceed with my day.

manipulating the manipulator by acting manipulated is my favorite thing to do