Callum John Widdows

@rickygervais, absolutely gutted not to be able to make your show tonight, Seat 3 Row C in Royal section will be empty, just like my heart. Will probably have a wank instead.

Is there anything you can’t do @msdhoni #RoyalRumbe #wwe #WWERoyalRumbleLive metro.co.uk/2019/01/27/rom… via @Metro_Sport

I love watching people eat ice cream

Nasty way to go.... #thatchers #cider #somerset… instagram.com/p/Bj96oiNAnD1/…

Such is life #newbeginnings instagram.com/p/BjYF0B9AeTX/…

Half a truth is often a great lie...

@rickygervais I dreamt last night I met you in a cafe, where I asked for a picture. You insisted to do it topless, I declined as I’m classy. But you gave me some of your pasty. I’ve had worse wet dreams I suppose. Good day.

Absolutely bossed the carboot sale today, 36 ps2 games for £8. Pulled his pants down mate. #WINNING

It’s so sweaty, I love it

Great banter from the record breaking, history making @PhilTaylor #PDCWorldChampionship2018 #LoveTheDarts @livedarts

Let see Justin Pipe cough his way out of this one 😂 #PDCWorldChampionships

I had no idea @neiltyson could throw darts so well. #darts #WorldDartsChampionship @livedarts

Sat ready to watch the new Star Wars, so excited. Beam me up scotty!!! #TheLastJedi #odeon

I’m not sure which is more disappointing, the @englandcricket batting lineup, or @btsportcricket. What do you think @skysportscric ???#Ashesِ

Please Check out our Facebook page- It Takes Gut......So me and my brother ryan are on a weight… instagram.com/p/BSgA5VtgGuQ/

Nice morning smoothie after swimming. Although it reminds me of something that would come out of… instagram.com/p/BSf_Tc-gUPS/

@steven0rigby Steve sucks

@steven0rigby indeed, but the rabbit comes first!

@steven0rigby god bless Ian, all about Dennis ovens now, but time for bed first

@steven0rigby Ian bell is doing the job, Ian bell needs support from England fans