Worst Pastor’s Wife

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Don’t forget that the vile fog that spreads when narcissistic sociopaths activate their venom includes a freeze of undo shame. That feeling when someone lies about you & you know factually, it’s untrue but you still experience the undo shame. It’s the venom.

@house_of_trad My guy, marriage is a dice roll. Spouses gaining weight falls under “til death do us part”. Like… did he really not consider this possibility in the spectrum of things that could happen? If a 65 lb weight gain is a deal breaker - don’t get married. You’re not ready.

Is he wrong?

Pray, if that’s what you do. My daughter has been absorbed by a horrible cult like family and has run away to her father’s who is a horrible hands off father. I am devastated.

WHEN YOU GET A PROMOTION AND NAIL YOUR FIRST DAY 🥳

I am so tempted to do a church tour and do a blog or live podcast immediately after leaving the service.

@JennMGreenberg “Primal”? This is 100% ick. It’s almost like he really needed someone to know that her wholesome appearance makes his “primal” urges wholesome. Not sure that’s how that works, though.

Sexualizing what looks to be a teenage girl in full make-up wearing Amish clothes and holding eggs in a cereal bowl is not normal. These guys really need to stop looking at p*rn and get to know some real women.

@lsquaredbtwn Thank you! 👏

@WifeWorst I’m thrilled for you ♥️

Raise a glass… the deevorce is in motion. 🥂

@lilyswaller Well, thank you!!!!

@WifeWorst Congratulations on your forward movement.

@lsquaredbtwn It’s just been a lot. But here we go! Weeeeee!!

@WifeWorst Wait… hasn’t this been years??? I’m so sorry, I didn’t realize you were being drug along like this

@returnofthegoth THANK YOU 💋

@WifeWorst HELL YES!!!

When you lose the most important relationship you’ve ever had you can’t think about the gaping chasm now in front of you. You have to give yourself time where you only look at and gather the minutes right in front of you. Even if those minutes are half empty. Moments at a time.

@CruzOnCamera Same.

@WifeWorst Life is hard but I have no choice but to move forward

Hey. Tell me your feelings. Just anything about literally anything. I feel the need to listen and hear thoughts without a line of context. Needing to hear someone else’s thoughts right now. Sending out a universal virtual embrace that is warm and wholesome & fully accepting.

@returnofthegoth Yes, 100%. He was like, “Yeah we got a deal on it so we nabbed it but I have them then anyways.” Like….? Okay.

@WifeWorst I would be pissed if my ex took the kids out of state without letting me know

I need you guys to weigh in. Is an ex-husband taking your children to Hawaii something you think should be discussed or brought up with the ex-wife or is it something he just lets her know when the plans are already confirmed and booked?

O.H. !!!!!

@heatherdino09 Exactly! That’s what I think.

@WifeWorst 😳should be discussed. I would imagine you wouldn’t say no unless it was necessary so him not discussing it with you seems terrible

@returnofthegoth I mean I could never just decide to take our kids to Hawaii and not even ask how he feels about it. Maybe I just don’t have the right posture.

@WifeWorst IMO it’s a matter of courtesy if nothing else.

This year I’m giving less fucks about expectations I shouldn’t accept. So… just a continuation of the last 3 years. Maybe honing this craft? How about you?