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What am I gonna shoot even though I still carry a vanity 2.3 handicap?

P’s run in Dubai, Qatar and Bahrain is what prompted this war. Someone prove me wrong

@chadmumm Only if it matches my stolen valor headcover logos

Which are you choosing, wood or plastic?

I must’ve missed him hammering this poster to the drawbridge then

Ah well nevertheless

What $110 oil means for LIVs future and brysons contract. My column…

@TronCarterNLU I’m hearing reports of gold boy getting milkshake ducked. Sad. Never meet your heroes

I’m hearing there’s some especially horrific stuff in the fanshop at The Players this year. A few concerned citizens have already reached out. Hats “SEVENTEEN” but upside down, all sorts of 17-themed stuff. Hats and shirts that simply say “GOOD” on them. Will monitor it. 👀💪

@ANTIFAldo He just is simply asking to build the first top golf in Neom

to be a fly on the wall when Bryson’s team asks Yasir for, like, territorial fishing rights in the Red Sea and a board seat at Aramco

@TronCarterNLU @Joel_Dahmen Shocked craig james didn’t have the trademark

@Joel_Dahmen Don’t lose hope, Joel. The Five™️ is all about timing and opportunity.

There will not be an updated Fedora Five this week. I don't think the results are representative enough w/ the soft conditions, P taking the week off and various other factors. The next Fedora Five will likely be released on 3/1. Any updates will come from my team. Thank you.

@shanebacon Feels like he’s ride or die with Apollo and the private credit boys

Xander rocking the private credit sponsor that just stopped withdrawals?! Feels like 2008 everywhere I look

@BunkiePerkins Sidley will let you in. Perhaps Kirkland too, but not V&E

Headed to Houston for NAPE

@BunkiePerkins Rahm and Bryson took dives. Much like brooks, Tony and Francesco in 2019. Prove me wrong

Well they finally got enough guys out of LIV so Anthony Kim could be competitive

@LyingFour Does this make morikawa ken duke? If so, I object

Getting Saturday at the 2016 Players vibes. This is awesome.

The chef cooking up a scummy drop. Looks like he’s buying black market seafood these days

@NoLayingUp And also with you

Spieth be with you.

Update, number 4,968 on the callback list

The Sand Valley 2027 registration process is sadly giving “you’re in!” Vibes. #Shrink

@LyingFour Shortly?

Golf news comin

@ANTIFAldo If @grok can’t tell me best chicken wings within drunk driving distance soon, this AI revolution is pointless

after a four-year hiatus your House Hotel virginity grows back, this is a big moment