Margaret Cohen

I was bored.

Some sports are slower. More about the strategy.

@capitalweather when are you guys making your “apples” prediction for school Tues?

@GovChristie now that Jersey Shore is good, it's time to clean up rest stops on Turnpike. Really gone downhill.

#wwcinecast Just got chewed out for tweeting in the movie theater.

@iamstevemartin #wwcinecast What is up with that wrinkled suit?

@paulapoundstone @petersagal Sh*t My 12 yo Says going into Tyson's AMC to watch cinecast:"Is this going to be in 3-D?"

Sh*t My 12 yo son says going into Tyson's AMC to watch repeat #wwcinecast:"Is this going to be in 3-D?"

@bbrelie what track is it listed in?

Weiner's story is more proof that everything goes off the rails once you allow Straight Marriage.

@ramblindore @davidplotz Hysterical! That comment was worth the price of admission

@mstharrington You said it. Although I'm basically ok with white guys in general... You'll have to fight me for John

Charities: Don't Thank Your Donors with a Gift - Forbes onforb.es/QeSCIJ via @sharethis

Turns out the cows who can't spell 'Eat More Chicken' correctly aren't the most ignorant ones working for Chick-Fil-A. RT @jasonmustian

"Find my phone" app = Lojack on my husband. Don't tell...

@37signals Only options are "add attachment" "review" "add comment" "switch to HTML". No "change" link showing up

@37signals How do I add people to a comment thread that is already going?

@braunfilms Thought you were posting Occupy Bethesda holiday card.

#Cleveland #dentist #orthodontist Help! We have an orthodontic emergency. Know someone in Cleveland-Akron who can help?