Chef Human™

just act like they died, it helps

single pringle, why are you still up? waiting for that text? it's not coming, dw.

What’s the most difficult part about dating you ?

Karı gittiyse yeni karı bulun. Hepsi aynı zaten, dinledikleri müzikler falan değişiyor sadece.

Made this fried rice this morning to eat when I get back later tonight. only for my beautiful, colorful, mouthwatering fried rice to get spoil 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭…. I’m in severe pain rn

Man that can sing and play instrument? 🫴🏾

Are you waiting for writings on the wall before you write me a beautiful song?

Did you know that when you cook with firewood, it releases a lot of natural compounds, including formaldehyde? The same formaldehyde is used in the preservation of corpses in morgues. Its the same compound that creates that rich, smoky flavour you enjoy in firewood jollof rice.

I know I wasn’t perfect, but I didn’t deserve that.