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@gatorgar @djcows

@djcows True art. Impeccable talent

@isabeller0ss I wouldn’t touch shit on that ranch without a hazmat suit. You’ll probably think you are tripping if you use a black light there

instead of storming area 51 we should just storm zorro ranch

@SueBursztynski 😔 sorry for your loss . You are so blessed to have loved your mom so much that you feel this way . Those tears are just left over love .

Mum just passed away in hospital. I usually don’t cry in public, but today I have been.

I'm being told that Muslims are coming to Jesus in large numbers, and that He is revealing Himself in dreams and visions. I pray this is so. Does anyone know if this is true?

@SteveLovesAmmo Best three seconds of flavor in my life

Change the trophies. There’s a huge list in Congress as we speak .

@MmisterNobody What if the new space X rocket doubles as a submarine? I’m sure @elonmusk has already thought of this

Space is fake. We have water above us. We can’t leave.

We can’t afford to pander any longer to demons. I mean, how are we going to feel when this thing shoots up Congress?

@LibTearCreator1 Toad …..? You should sponsor a scholarship for that person to go to the best learing center near you

@klara_sjo My mom sends me this shit twice a day

A special message for my followers.

Roses are red. Violetes are blue. Hey, Kristi Noem, I’m impeaching you.

@sally_12grands @MW4Liberty Oh for sure

@WildFireChris1 @MW4Liberty BFFs even! 😆😆😆

Who did this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@elonmusk @Teslaconomics Will any resources be taken or mined from the moon or will we be taking them from earth to the moon ?

@Teslaconomics Hard to make fuel on the Moon, due to the difficulty of obtaining hydrogen & carbon to make CH4. Much easier on Earth, where CH4 is plentiful. But maybe that changes once we get there and the city is humming. grok.com/share/bGVnYWN5…

Hey Elon - if we establish a permanent base on the Moon, doesn’t that fundamentally change our launch cadence to Mars? Right now, Earth-to-Mars missions depend on the 26-month transfer window, but if we launch from the Moon, with its lower gravity and different orbital dynamics, I would assume we could • launch more frequently • reduce energy requirements • enable more flexible transfer windows • even support continuous Mars missions Curious what the Moon-to-Mars window might look like compared to Earth-to-Mars, if this is the case… Thanks.

@RobSchneider It’s also about tucking your balls so no one sees them .

Being a woman is more than makeup, hair, and clothing.

@IllimitableMan_ Especially if you are related to the person .

Paying for sex is the LOWEST thing you can do as a man. True or False?

What do you call this style of dress?

@RealRichardPoe I’m truly, truly sorry . You are so blessed to have found and loved someone for so long .

1/6 🧵 This is the hardest thing I ever wrote. My beautiful Marie has died. She went suddenly and unexpectedly on the morning of New Year's Eve, December 31, 2025. We were married 34 years. Marie was my whole world, my whole life. I will love her forever till I die.

@leadlagreport Here’s on for when you feel overwhelmed.

I prayed last night for the first time in a really really long time. Felt good.

@ewarren It took me a solid 45 seconds to realize that was not a hat

February 14 was my mother's birthday. When I was younger, I bought some heart-shaped pans at the dime store, and every year, I baked my mother a heart-shaped cake. I still keep that tradition alive today to remember her. Happy Valentine’s Day to you and everyone you love.

@brich013 @glenn_tunes It’s not for you 🤪

@WildFireChris1 @glenn_tunes TLDR I ain’t reading all that nonsense

When i say America has the dumbest population in the world i am clearly talking about Republicans 🤷 and America has by far the dumbest population in the world 🤷