Tyler Durden

All I want for Christmas is two fat bitches and ah bag of weed

Taking Lincecum out of the rotation? Fuck you Bouchy @SFGiantsFans @SFGiants

It's honesty night who do you hate? "Steve Flynn" lmao made the weekend!!

Here's what we learned at #UFC178's media day: Jon "Bones" Jones & Daniel Cormier REALLY don't like each other. » es.pn/1s713uz

Robinson Canos dad pitches 2 no hitters at the homerun derby. Fucking Boss

It sucks sometimes when your brother is cooler then you 😪

Randy Winn killing me broadcasting

We don't create problems, we just solve them

Matt Wieters: 26 games played in 2014 Voted AL All Star starting catcher .

Tryna get in a showing of Pineapple Express in today

#UFC175: Weidman vs Machida & Rousey vs Davis. Two belts are on the line! LIVE on PPV Sat. July 5th 10/7pm ETPT.

@BabyHuey83 rockin with baby Huey on the vbone baby

better fuck yo bitch good cuz ah nigga like me wouldddddd

You know that sweaty gross motherfucker you see at the gym. That's me.....

I don't give a fuck about the World Cup, and you shouldn't pretend like you do...

@BreeeCampbell take care of your car, your car will take care of you aha

If you don't check your cars oil and fluids, you don't deserve to have a car.

We buy things we don't need, with money we don't have, to impress people we don't like. TD

Ball up