William Creamer

I'm appalled alesana has been banned for 5 weeks. How is running into an opponent an act of foul play. Should we play walking rugby now!!!

Clocking off for the last time at @BCHCamping #sadtimes #greatmemories #71/2years

Fred Clark is fucking minted #newburystyle

@JonGreenman @JoeKidner @Callum588 haha

@LadHumour @HarveyAlice_

... and Slammin' Sam goes over for the score!

Great performance by @bathrugby tonight ! Congrats on @SamBurgess8 getting man of the match ! Well deserved #bonus #BathRugby #AvivaPrem

@LNJStokes may pop by tomorrow for a chin wag

TONIGHT: The newly-shaved Freddie eats a cockroach. One of seven courses of critters... #ImACelebrityAU amp.twimg.com/v/90e1ebf7-124…

Pathogen-free feed 'key to reducing mortality in turkeys': farminguk.com/News/Pathogen-…

Hopefully last night in Cardiff whet the appetite! Want more rugby? Come down to @DevizesRFC and watch us take on @WitneyRFC 2.30pm KO #DRFC

Cannot wait to get merry and sing auld Lang syne obnoxiously loud. #NYE2014 #leader #HappyNewYear

@Jo_Pitmann #foreveralone

@Jo_Pitmann sorry I could of found a box for it :/ pic.twitter.com/MGbOvOVMXm”

@Telegraph Or more accurately, Clarkson stands in his garden, a mile from the road, while someone with a long lens takes his photograph.

@Marco_P_Shite @jonnyarf your dream ? #gobble

@Jo_Pitmann sass bot 3000

@MeatyKeaty bloody brilliant ! Keep up the good work chap #meanmachine

S club 7 back on telly .... Take me back to Sutton benger primary school disco #SCLUB #player