Will Downes

I’m old enough to remember when people liked Sunak because he **checks notes** had nice hair and could read an auto-cue.

They need to do a documentary about this NFL off-season. Not seen anything like it since the 2008 transfer deadline day.

I’ve just witnessed what could best be described as a Public Audition for a play. Like, people auditioning in a cafe. Is that a common thing? My favourite bit was when one of the actors rocked up with a pint because he thought he’d arrived early.

You know you’re watching independent cinema because everyone is on their own.

THEY MADE HIM A WINDOW!!!!!

With the weather so nice, I’ve naturally decided to have a two film day. Red Rocket and then The Worst Person in the World. Looking forward to both.

This NFL off-season has been too damn good.

Urban watching the Super Bowl and seeing Aaron Donald, who he’d heard about a few weeks earlier.

Excited to see where Baker ends up because it means a new team to be fond of.

Actually gutted. Always liked the Browns.

Shooketh

Lot of reports about how teams are selling themselves to Deshaun Watson. I'd like to know how Watson - and the team that trades for him - plans to publicly address his allegations and the fans they will alienate.

Cleveland couldn’t have handled this worse if they tried. Baker isn’t bad enough to go after a replacement and then backtrack when it doesn’t work out.

Based on true events, #WeOwnThisCity premieres April 25 on @hbomax.

Oh good grief.

Perk of unemployment is afternoon trips to the cinema. Just seen ‘Ali and Ava’, which was terrific. Fantastic lead performances, great soundtrack. My favourite of Clio Barnard’s work to date.

@Sonic_Screwup They’re actually decent. Always had an email the day before and then a 1hr window message on the day.

Cleveland not getting Watson, trading Baker and having to draft a QB in this particular class would be peak Browns. What a shambles.

Some eps of TV you just have to admire, and tonight’s #thisisgoingtohurt is one of them. So good.

Good Lord