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Will Parchman

@WillParchman

American soccer. Credits: @theathleticsccr, @topdrawersoccer, @mls, @soundersfc, @wacotrib, et al.

Austin Katılım Ekim 2011
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Will Parchman@WillParchman·
I cannot tell you - it is literally impossible to convey - how much this photo means to me.
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@Stevinho21 There is absolutely a timeline where he gets to Europe at 20/21 and kicks it into national team form. With his injury history that was just never in the cards.
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@WillParchman I don’t think he would have pushed for a roster spot with the current CMs we have. Maybe if injuries piled up. But he was always gonna be an MLs lifer and sadly his injuries just ruined that for him.
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Will Parchman@WillParchman·
US's best draw since '94. Why do we not simply host every World Cup
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Will Parchman@WillParchman·
Thank God, I can't handle playing Asamoah Gyan for the 14th straight World Cup.
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It's gonna be goddamn Ghana again, isn't it
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Will Parchman@WillParchman·
Wayne "I was unaware there would be countries involved in this" Gretzky
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Will Parchman@WillParchman·
"We're getting there," she says, as the engorged sun's leaping coronas finally consume what's left of the heat-ravaged husk of the Earth. Shaq draws Austria into Group J as humanity's last act.
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Will Parchman@WillParchman·
@jonmachota The one who could tee up the other five guys at the logo and kick them through the uprights.
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Jon Machota@jonmachota·
Which one are you getting?
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The Field of 68
The Field of 68@TheFieldOf68·
OH NO 😰 Rob Wright with the crucial turnover as BYU went for the tie 🤯
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Will Parchman@WillParchman·
@jeffrueter Have enjoyed following your career arc Jeff, you've earned your stripes. Best of luck to you moving forward, a lot you can do with your communication skills.
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Jeff Rueter
Jeff Rueter@jeffrueter·
Some personal news: today is my final day at The Athletic, ending a 6+ year tenure on its staff. Immensely fortunate to have covered this sport alongside some of the finest writers and editors in the industry. Will keep you posted as I figure out what’s next for my work!
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Will Parchman@WillParchman·
MLS has always had (and still has) the opportunity to be the most open-source league in the U.S. Most players aren't recognized at their local grocery stores. That they've become the most cloistered, shut-off pro league in America is a gross, inexcusable failure in leadership.
Laurel Pfahler@LaurelPfahler

Wrote something a little different during the break that I hope @MLS_PR considers, as national outlets keep decreasing coverage and now AI content is replacing writers. Someone had to say something before media access just gets worse. (Free post) patreon.com/posts/141166212

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Will Parchman@WillParchman·
I don't know how the average parent is supposed to navigate the academy club scene in this country and not have an acronym-induced aneurism.
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Bob Sturm
Bob Sturm@SportsSturm·
What a break for the Aggies to get that penalty.
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@SportsSturm I have a conspiracy theory that the release of the doc knocked something loose in Jerry's mind about him being able to pull that trade off again. Release was 10 days before Micah was dealt. Up to that point, he was talking reconciliation. That changed... after the doc came out.
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Bob Sturm@SportsSturm·
This 6 for one thing is beyond fuzzy math. He is trying to morph this into Herschel Walker as hard as he can.
Tommy Yarrish@tommy_yarrish

Jerry Jones on @1053thefan talking about the #Cowboys trading Micah Parsons: "This was a very conscious trade to get three, four, five, six players for one. The one player? Outstanding. He's an outstanding player. But we should be able to get, as a matter of fact, we've got one on the field. And of course, people say 'But he's no Micah.' Well, I'm not going to debate that at all because Micah is very, very special. But I'll tell you this right now, by the time this happens, and as we look forward to Dak's time, when we made his contract and we look forward, this was the best way to maximize our chance to get a Super Bowl for Dak."

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Will Parchman@WillParchman·
@TheMusersPod @GeorgeDunham @SportsSturm What respected business leader told you the best companies solve market problems. What podcast told you this. Why is this information being held from us. What communist agent is feeding you these D&M Leasing ads. George, blink twice if you need rescue. Please.
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The Musers
The Musers@TheMusersPod·
🚨 Football Friends🚨 @GeorgeDunham & @SportsSturm new Cowboys podcast is here. Already follow TMTP? You’ll get both pods weekly. Not yet? Just search “The Musers” wherever you get podcasts & follow. This week: Micah debate / Philly review / Giants preview 🏈
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