Will Stands

@GaryVolts Yes, you are. #srryimlate

Yes I’m a faggot

Ratatouille is quite literally a top 10 movie OAT

If you’re not from one of the original 13 colonies, do you really have rights? Answer: no

@Marshalldahorse @highland_strip @frankissteez @BluffThursdays Mix it with a Busch light

Busch apple is not that good. People who order Angry Orchard at Young Ave are the same ones who buy up all the Bapple. Lmk what you think @highland_strip @frankissteez @BluffThursdays

Thoroughly convinced I could go the entire rest of my life without shopping at any store other than REI (East Memphis).

Why is the general counsel pos. at a law firm a thing. Brotha y’all are quite literally ALL lawyers

@jontweetssports Absolute retardation

But you can watch SIU Edwardsville vs Mizzou on the SEC Network or Kentucky vs Louisville on the ACC Network.

#5 Georgia will play #3 Georgia Tech at Truist Park tomorrow night at 7pm… and it will not be televised anywhere.

Lebron this is how you spend a random Thursday night in (West) Memphis #gritty

My buddy’s ex is at the bar and she keeps eye raping me. He nutted in her 9 times in 30 minutes. My girlfriend left me yesterday and just got with aforementioned buddy. Do I get with the ex? $3 pints.

@Marymagstan Nice ratio, idiot.

@Catfish_Jawnn I miss Parish Brasserie and Neighborhood Cafe

I will die for my country of Inman Park Atlanta GA

Short of the fall of Man, the first day post-March Madness (every year) is the single worst day in human history

@ToddRoberts1993 Nice 2nd account @TrentPSimmons

substituting today. took the kids outside about to run some touch football. ofc todd is all time qb. what’s his stat line? best wishes, punisher

Paid $30 for 16 gallons of gas today, God bless Donald Trump and the Circle K rewards program

Nigga put his hands on Rickea but not Raheem morris during that losing streak nigga a bitch

Except Jelly Roll that speech was #based

Grammys is absolute liberal retard bad music slopfest

@WangPhat69 Insane response Wang, but thanks for the forgiveness

@WillStands All good will mistakes happen, kinda like how I was conceived. All the best - Wang

Is “Play Wit Yo’ Bitch” the best diss song ever made?

Productive winter storm essentials run for the kid