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Will Wagner 🟧
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Will Wagner 🟧
@WillWagnerMusic
I guess I need to use Twitter more?
Long Island, NY Katılım Mart 2009
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If you've never heard the ROBOCOP oreo story, stop what you're doing and enjoy this.
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This is actually a best case scenario ending
No one died, he shot himself in the process, completely ruined all meaningful relationships to pander to racist morons online, ruined his life and future, and above all: accomplished NOTHING
Absolute packwatch man, fucking bozo lmao
FearBuck@FearedBuck
ChudTheBuilder has now been charged with attempted murder, employing a firearm during a dangerous felony, aggravated assault, and reckless endangerment with a deadly weapon, and is currently being held in jail pending arraignment.
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Let me get this straight.
Trump, the only president since Nixon not to release his tax returns, and who promised he would release his tax returns when he was president, is suing the government for $10 billion dollars in "damages" for leaked tax returns which reveal his corruption.
And his DOJ, which is run by his personal lawyer who he appointed as "Acting AG," is going to settle.
So the American people are now gong to personally pay a corrupt president $10 billion of our hard earned tax dollars, because his feelings got hurt when his shady tax returns were leaked?
Got it. 👌
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Jeff Ross has been fighting for free speech since he was 16 years old.
Google Jeff Ross 16 year old to find out more
Variety@Variety
Jeff Ross says "The Roast of Kevin Hart" was "a real testament to free speech": "Last night there were jokes about very provocative subjects, handled by professionals. It was a real testament to free speech, because people were saying whatever they wanted. That wasn’t just the conservative white guys — that was the liberals too. And sometimes you can’t even tell who’s who, and that’s when jokes have the most impact." variety.com/2026/tv/news/j…
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I still think Chloe Brennan lifting both of these at the same time at 140lbs body weight is the greatest strength feat I've ever seen.
Brock couldn't lift the small one with one hand and was more than 2x her BW. Think think about that for a sec...
THE PG ERA@thepgeraa
Brock Lesnar once lifted the legendary Dinnie Stones effortlessly, famous Scottish stones known for testing incredible strength. The two stones have a combined weight of around 733 pounds (332 kg): - Larger stone: 418 lbs (190 kg) - Smaller stone: 315 lbs (143 kg)
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31 years ago, the Sega Saturn launched in the US along with Daytona USA. In case you’ve never seen this, here is Takenobu Mitsuyoshi, the voice behind the Daytona USA classic banger “Let’s Go Away”. Enjoy!
#retrogaming #sega
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israel had a pro rape january 6 style riot to break out the rapist concentration camp guards from prison, it succeeded! they made one of the top rapists into a tv star, and then the prosecution dropped all charges & satanyahu personally apologized. so no i’m not shocked abt kristoffs reporting. it’s sad that they wouldn’t post it outside of editorial.
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Every single time
Nicholas Kristof@NickKristof
This is a hard article to read, but I hope you'll do so. I've spent some time reporting on widespread rape and other sexual violence of Palestinian male and female prisoners by Israeli authorities, and the article is now published. The assault victims were warned not to give speak of what they endured -- they were sometimes told they would be killed or raped if they gave interviews -- but they found the courage to do so. One man described being raped three times in a single day in Israeli prison, the third time after he tried to protest. A young woman said the guards would come in at the beginning of each shift and strip her naked and abuse her. Another reported that she was shown photos of herself being raped and warned they would be released unless she cooperated with Israeli intelligence. Even three children who had been detained told me they had been sexually abused. Look, whatever our position on the Middle East, we should be able to agree on being anti-rape. Sexual assaults were horrific when Israeli women were targeted on Oct. 7, and they're equally horrific when Israeli authorities use them against Palestinians day after day after day. We should be able to find common ground in opposing rape. Here's a gift link to the article: nytimes.com/2026/05/11/opi…
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@HighThinker23 @Fanimal_ Why is someone with no rings even commenting?
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@WillWagnerMusic @Fanimal_ How many rings does this executioner holding the axe have again
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Trying to dunk on Embiid but really just exposing Knicks for having bandwagon fans who only care about the team now because they are good
New York Basketball@NBA_NewYork
Joel Embiid MSG debut Christmas 2017: Q "Was [MSG] everything you thought would be? Embiid "Was kind of quiet… Q "Could you hear Trust the Process chant? Embiid "Oh yeah… Q "What does it mean…to hear in opposing arena? Embiid "Means we're winning"
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@WadePlem Nah, man, it can't be true. Jake Paul has so much more CTE to get.
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@HighThinker23 @Fanimal_ If you can't celebrate having the biggest net rating of all-time, following a sweep of division rivals, after 25+ years since your last sweep, when are fans allowed to be happy? We had decades of waiting to face our playoff executioners, and now, finally, we're holding the axe.
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I’m riding w Embiid til the wheels fall off idgaf
Eleven w Curly Hair Szn 2@IsSteeler
@cbain100 You want Embiid back? Am I missing something? You think you guys have a remote chance of winning ANYTHING with him on your team?
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THE HATE IS INSANE!! LIKE I AINT WATCH MFS LIKE JACKIE BUTLER, RONY TURIAF, LOU AMUNDSON AND TONEY DOUGLAS STANDIN AT THE SCORERS TABLE READY TO CHECK IN FOR YEARS!! WATCHIN MFS GO A WHOLE 82 GET 12 DUBS AND NO FIRST PICKS? FOH!!
GIF
𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️@mldiffley
“I can’t wait for this fanbase to be humbled” brother I grew up watching 82 games of Shane Larkin and Noah Vonleh we deserve every bit of success these past few years
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mitch got a $50k fine for posting a singing mouse
Shams Charania@ShamsCharania
There will be no further discipline for Spurs star Victor Wembanyama after he was ejected for elbowing Naz Reid in Minnesota on Sunday night, sources tell ESPN. No suspension, no fine. Wembanyama will play in Game 5 against the Timberwolves on Tuesday night in San Antonio.
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"You guys only talk junk when you have the best net rating in NBA playoffs history, and not when you make the playoffs" just means the celebration is based on performance, rather than participation. Feel free to celebrate your participation in this accomplishment.
Fanimal@Fanimal_
Trying to dunk on Embiid but really just exposing Knicks for having bandwagon fans who only care about the team now because they are good
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@arielhelwani He NEEDS to fight again. There's so much more than jaw damage out there. We're talking CTE, memory loss and some real lifelong hardships. I wanna see this guy box until someone makes him forget Kindergarten.
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Wow. Jake Paul reveals there’s a real possibility he may never fight again due to complications stemming from the broken jaw he suffered against Anthony Joshua:
“I’m getting some new scans in a couple of days on the jaw to get an update on the healing process.
We’ll see what my doctors say and if I can even fight again. That is definitely within the realm of possibility.
It does feel a lot better as the weeks and time go by.
I think it just depends on how the bone heals. There’s also a tooth missing here, and I’m pretty sure I’m going to have to get some sort of implant.
We just have to wait and figure out what the smartest thing is for me.”
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