Will

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Will

@WilliamWurzel

Aspiring architect, Environment Artist & LD, yinzer, deadhead, twin peaks enjoyer, new in town #LetsGoBucs

Austin, TX Katılım Şubat 2022

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Will@WilliamWurzel·17 Nis

see this situation is one great decision away from being a house of six lesbians

nic@dietxcokewhore

one time i lived in a house with one straight man and 5 lesbians in utah and let me tell you, the stories i have

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Will@WilliamWurzel·4h

RIP austin troll. a senseless act of violence takes another legend from this world

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Aadan@JMurrayWrld·1d

I HATE everything about the concept of Oklahoma City. Their team, their city, the dog shit state they are in, the people who live there. Really a stinky dirty stain on the planet

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alex@vaudevillehook·3d

Is rack city walkable

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Will@WilliamWurzel·2d

i saw a minotaur with a haitan menu in his hand

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sir this could might pe a problem

horse dentist@equine__dentist

big things happening on r/ambien

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Will@WilliamWurzel·3d

smile, perhaps giggle

u@petelmire

what would you do if someone read all your tweets to you one by one

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Will@WilliamWurzel·3d

i get it. i finally get it’s all over now baby blue. unbelievably timeless

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Will@WilliamWurzel·3d

@uilish doing huh

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#Larke 🔆🦉@uilish·4d

oh to be a fly on the wall when Hitchcock was shooting Rope

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Will@WilliamWurzel·3d

@Col45398669 🤨

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Col@Col45398669·5d

Best rear lights ever?

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Will@WilliamWurzel·3d

this is the exact guy northernlion would skin alive and eat for lunch on a wednesday afternoon

Cat with Scarf@Cat2012795

@hulk_cinefilo yeah

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maks@cigerist·4d

youth is wasted on people who don’t day drink and chain smoke

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S🎞️@cinephilishh·4d

gonna start using letterboxd as a dating app

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Will@WilliamWurzel·3d

cashier: cash or card me: card cardier: okay

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¿@umlarp·4d

doing a line of hope

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Will@WilliamWurzel·3d

so how do guys with backwards ballcaps rest their heads against big cushy chairs

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Will@WilliamWurzel·3d

@SlDVICIOUS that’s just my boy #moses doing his thing

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azzuwy@SlDVICIOUS·4d

@WilliamWurzel Me last night and today waking up to the Red Sea being parted 🔥🫩

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Will@WilliamWurzel·4d

like john lennon said, woman is the gooner of the world

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Will@WilliamWurzel·3d

i have so much adrenaline in me i almost forgot that i am #drunk

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Will@WilliamWurzel·3d

just got pulled over for the first time in the most terrifying scenario possible. god bless the austin police department for being RETARDED!

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Will@WilliamWurzel·3d

didn’t realize arnold had that shit on…

Pub@PubWanghaf

Having the greatest non-alcoholic beverage mix named after you

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@uilish @Col45398669 @SlDVICIOUS @elonmusk @BarackObama @taylorswift13 @cristiano @BillGates