William Rivera

@shortmagsmle Gaining power after being struck down only works if you become one with The Force or have the Mandate of Heaven. Neither apply to Massie.

Yeah man, the fastest way to accumulate power is to lose office and alienate virtually everyone in your sphere with real influence.

@MinEffortLive This feels like something pulled out of the cringe Heathers musical. I’m surprised she didn’t break out into song at the end lmao

"The protagonist of Mixtape is supposed to suck and that's a good thing" Be fuckin for real right now.

@Layemie001 I usually deal with these situations by simply not driving off a cliff.

How to get a car out of trouble when both rear wheels are stuck without asking for help. Every driver must see this!

@HardwareSteam Mine is slated to arrive on Monday (5/11) here in Florida. Given the two days to process and package plus the two weekend days, 3-5 business days turned out to be accurate on my end.

Steam Controllers are now shipping in the US!

@SykoArty @HardwareSteam You should get an email from Steam shortly after the package is handed off to the delivery service being used.

@HardwareSteam Does it give notifications or do you have to manually check yourself? Before you get a tracking number

@G0ttaGoFastt @HardwareSteam Mine says it’s shipping from Addison, Illinois via UPS. Arrived at facility today. Delivery ETA Monday, May 11 to Florida.

@HardwareSteam Do we know where the controllers are shipping from

@CynicalPublius Klendathu, Endor and LV-426

I was just watching this more closely. How did the Space Force colors earn all those battle streamers? They just started up like ten minutes ago...

@PotnoodIefringe I’m gonna book a flight to Edo so I can pay my respects to the Shogun then travel to Peking to marvel at the Jade Emperor.

Can we stop trying to force Türkiye it’s fucking Turkey

@HN1487917647106 @Pirat_Nation Just check in periodically. Mine was like that until around midnight eastern time.

@William_KingBoo @Pirat_Nation My is still stuck on the processed payment

Valve addressed the shortage of the Steam controller “Steam Controller ran out faster than we anticipated, and we hate that not everyone who wanted one was able to get it. We’re working on getting more in stock and will have an update on expected timeline soon.” >No restock date yet, Valve says they’ll share an “expected timeline” soon, but it doesn’t sound imminent. >The Steam store page is still live so you can wishlist it and keep refreshing if you’re hunting one. >Scalpers are already listing them on eBay for $200–$300+, but Valve is actively working on more supply to avoid that. Valve is on it and clearly wants to get more units out there, but for now we’re all in wait-and-see mode.

@PMJZIP These are called Z-Coils. It’s an orthopedic shoe designed to reduce strain on joints when walking. I think they were first featured on Shark Tank. Kinda goofy looking shoe but function over form in this case.

@HenryMa79561893 Bro is either psychic or has Darth Sidious level scheming

Cole Allen

@CesareBorgiaRed @GS5913 @grok Looks like an MP7

@GS5913 @grok what kind of weapon is in the first photo?

@rpmculture GEICO Firing Squad is en route.

A Florida woman drove her lifted truck over a Lamborghini she didn’t see in a parking lot today 🛞

@verysebby @ShitpostGate Yes, it is in fact him.

@ShitpostGate Isn't this the "my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined" guy

@coughdropsh Rosetta Stoned by Tool and The Czar from Mastodon. Nice jams for long drives.

Everyone drop their favorite 10+ minute songs im sick of the 3 minute long brainrot music i need an adventure

@BowTiedTrance I work civilian aviation (corporate) and do this all the time as well over the phone. It’s so handy and even folks who’ve never heard it before catch on quick!

Years ago, I memorized the NATO Phonetic Alphabet because I thought it was the most accurate. Over the phone, even if you're trying to say something like, "N as in 'Night'," it can still be misheard as, "M as in 'Might,'" you know? So I just went with the standard NATO template. I got off the phone this morning with a guy at a business where I needed to give him my email address, so I'm doing the thing, "... Alpha ... Kilo ..." etc. He says, "What branch of the service were you in?" Apparently "no one ever says 'kilo,' that's a dead giveaway." 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

If you don’t impeach the corrupt judges, you CANNOT fix the country. They will form a cartel (a judicial dictatorship) and block all reforms, protecting the systemic corruption that put them in their seats.

@daflash305 @iamrrari @sue55555555555 @SaycheeseDGTL It’s called the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino and it’s located in Broward County, not Miami-Dade.

@iamrrari @sue55555555555 @SaycheeseDGTL It’s called Miami hard rock located in Hollywood …

UPDATE: Both Offset and Lil Tjay were shot in Miami at Hard Rock casino

Goblin Kingdom reacts with confusion as Gondor mounts a massive rescue expedition for a pair of puny Hobbits