cap’n buttcheeks

Happy birthday @bootsgetsbitchs my best and only and oldest friend known him since kindergarten he is the realest and any of my friends who are single he’s single hot and has a huge dick wat sup let him smeeeszsshhhh

If you feel stuck, read this (everyday)

@Anastasia_Noel3 Which game

plus side to Connor getting me an Ipad - i’m barely on social media anymore downside to Connor getting me an Ipad - I have spent real money on an interior design game that i’m addicted to

@he4ther_fe4ther I think so too

@Anastasia_Noel3 Aw I just saw this I love u so much

happy birthday to my fellow sagittarius. i love u so so much and i hope this next year (and all of the following ones) treat u like the queen u r!!! 🖤 so happy ur apart of my life

@TheRamenQueen $100 is more of a minimum, usually it’s more

I can’t ever just go to target to get one thing. I always walk out spending nothing short of $100.

@itsrisabae Ur so pretty

adulting means over coming your fear of pooping in public restrooms

@Anastasia_Noel3 Wanna go together

i get to see one of my favorite bands with my favorite person in 3 weeks and i am riding a HIGH until then

I just saw my geckos HEMIPENIS and I’ve had myself convinced for 2 years that he’s a she IM UNWELL

Eat sleep breathe ~Facebook marketplace~ :-)

I’d kiss Steve Harvey on the mouth

the comfort that comes with spending time alone is unmatched

Ok but it can’t be just me who is like this right??? Lmao

@jerryyberryy Literally yes plz

@Anastasia_Noel3 Grateful 4 u

feeling very grateful today 🌻

@chvnnaa you are beautiful my friend, truly GAWGEOUS inside and out. I hope your doubt of these facts passes soon & u have a kick ass time 🖤

you know what's always good? sudden and overwhelming body dysmorphia a week before a 5-day bikini vacation!

@TaiahDactyl Y not both

idk if i should just have some cookies and milk or if i should make a quick lil bowl of broccoli alfredo

@he4ther_fe4ther Thankful 4 u