will hoe

@AGRothenpieler @DisrespectedThe It’s saying she has received all these things bruv. He’s not moving because he never got any of them.

@DisrespectedThe These are basic things. I feel so bad for this girl.

I'll just leave this here for the dad's.

@RagingKuJo1222 I thought if i could get to the comments quick enough it would help but.. in those .02 seconds we sent another billion dollars to our greatest ally..

It simply just doesn't work that way...

@GFRobot @financedystop You’re correct! The men that labor to maintain the world you enjoy are at times perplexed by what morons think is their creative genius.

@financedystop Another title for this would be: Man With No Imagination Tries To Understand What An Imagination Is Like

Algorithm is just people saving bobcats now idk why im imagining if I have the right gear but I’ll be ready

@Pads1818 Obviously rage bait no one is truly this retarded

I'm driving speed limit on the left lane Idc if you honk or are mad. I'm not going faster or moving lanes. You figure it out.

Dominating made up fights in my head. Used to be physically now it’s like casino royale type flex where someone was mean and I put my whole life on it and got a straight flush. Pumped on my delusions

@UltiPlanet Bad day to be the dude responsible

Matt Labar taking an injury, this could spell trouble for MCUDL A League

@Telegraph After brunch we go for work like one half hour ~ two half hour, then we protest then we take a siesta

🇪🇸 'Tourists go home!' My day with Spanish anti-tourist activists giving Britons a soaking Read Kieran Kelly's piece from Barcelona ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/world-news/202…

I’m like 2 hours of doomscrolling in and I swear like 5 videos in a row were the funniest shit I’ve seen in years. Normally I resent being a slave to my phone but it’s going well tonight

Let’s go #elgles

Has anyone watched the movie hostel before or after watching suites? Fucking Louis dude

@JCStrong96 @JAYVERSACE @JAYVERSACE My opps also seen me at 6 months old and found out I hadn’t caught a body yet I’m getting cooked in the comments too idk what I was thinkin

@JAYVERSACE My boy done looked sweet his entire life 😂

Comedian Rob Schneider said more truth in 5 min than you’ve ever heard in the last 4 years. Dayuuummmmmm !!!!

Gane feels dishonored and wanted to leave because he knows he lost. Great fight but that’s a joke. Both fighters wronged

@Havahand72 I’ll find you dawg 👀

@Williamsonn Say less, let's make us seeing each other happen sooner than later

I’ll often have one or two a month but just reporting it’s a three peat on insane uber drivers

@Havahand72 Last one was a lot of tailgating til a burn out but Tbh bro it’s not even from this week but next time I see you i actually have an insane Uber story for you not for twitter

@Havahand72 We’ve all been there. Let’s set the stage it’s either cig or insane perfume smell. They’re parked in the street blocking traffic with visible places to pull over on both sides but they don’t, just blocking traffic so you feel ashamed to enter like you’re part of this shit show.

AURORA BOREALIS? At this time of year, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen??

Want to thank this glass that I just bumped against the doorway for not shattering.. I immediately looked down with dread and looked back at my hand with surprised relief of not being exploded liquid IV and glass shards on the carpet.