Willie “Pluto” Dynamite

@EBoKnowss new prof pic

I think I was born to wear a fire suit

@BarstoolBigCat he beat you to it. he is the ball knower

Tobias Harris legacy game

Brandon got caught in the crossfire of @stoolpresidente’s feud with a gambling company that wouldn’t let him place a $250,000 bet on March Madness. When Stoolies invaded his gambling livestream, he rolled with the punches so well that Dave had no choice but to hire him. Within a day, he was a Barstool Sports employee, and the rest is history.

@EBoKnowss Wilyur Abreu or Michael Harris bounce back year. he made a swing change

I have my fantasy baseball draft tonight Who is 1 guy outside the top 3 rounds that you think I need to have on my team?

@GCCR_ @PeterAppel23 low risk, high upside pickups

@WilliePDynamite @PeterAppel23 They didn’t improve anything 😂

This was a good offseason

@Gunnersc0m kill yourself and leave the club

If you could give Mikel Arteta one piece of advice, what would it be?

@John_Fanta @PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @barstoolsports YES FANTA!

Tomorrow.

okay so maybe parker kingston isn’t a great guy

the people are waiting connor

@BarstoolBigCat fanta fired me up, hell of a job

Holy shit what a win. Badgers needed that so so bad. I’m officially over Saturday

@RealCGriff I cannot wait

I’ve been late to the Olivia Dean wave. As promised, I will listen to her full album tonight for the first time and report back.

@PFTCommenter I’m sending Mike Macdonald Kevin Durant college highlights so he knows the best ways to defend an Austin Hooper

@MostlyHoopsShow Michigan State

The most overrated college basketball team in the country is __________ ⬇️

@laurencowling @MikeyOver1 A’s😈

@MikeyOver1 No no no, we need another season long win total from you 👀

Opening Day is in 58 days. So ready.

disappointed with @AramLeighton8 for not pushing the Edmundo Sosa agenda in the Top 5 utility men. Disavow.

@RealCGriff @wakeupbarstool party w the couch boyz

We’re live for @wakeupbarstool on FS1. Fired up to talk some football. Let’s ride.

@BarstoolBigCat there’s no heart, no passion

There’s going to be big changes coming for this team

@EBoKnowss eagerly awaiting the results of the big game

Look at my coach, dog

@0HTANISZN @YourFriendKyle_ oh nah not a cowboys fan talking rn 😭😭😭

@WilliePDynamite @YourFriendKyle_ living in the past are we?

BAHAHAHAHAHA THE EAGLES ARE OUR FUCKING SONS 😭😭😭😭 YA'LL LOST TO OUR FUCKING C TEAM