Mark Wilkinson

@absolutegazelle @P_J_Escobar

Just remembered how Cilla Black used to eat oranges with Oxo cubes rubbed onto them as a snack. Absolutely unhinged

@AndyHE29 @thebullensview @Benjwinst I wouldn’t be surprised if it was the Club who wanted it asking

@thebullensview @Benjwinst Shouldn’t have asked him that question. Put Kiernan into a really awkward position there where he had to balance his team mates feelings against the fans

🎙️| It was a mixed response for Thierno Barry wasn’t it? How do you as an experienced player deal with something like that, do you put your arm around him in that situation? Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall speaks openly and honestly about being a leader for younger players ⤵️

@higgyboson Go and get yourself a minimum wage job then, pal.

I'm self employed. I've just worked out that I have to charge my customers over £900 per week in order to take home the equivalent yearly wage of someone on the new national minimum wage. So I need to charge over £1,000 per week to be £100 better off than a minimum wage earner. I have 12 individual costs associated with running my one man band business. No holiday pay. No money if I'm off work due to illness or anything else. And this doesn't even take into consideration all the time spent on visiting new customers, pricing work, producing quotes etc, some of which is a complete waste of time when you don't get the work. All time that can't be charged for. This is why, for many self employed people, it's just not worth it any more. I've been self employed for 30 years and it's never been this bad.

@banks_chef @Rugged_XBT Yeh what do we need those for eh? Getting people to and from your business? Keeping them alive long enough to visit your business. Educating them enough to sustain employment, so they can visit your business.

@Rugged_XBT And in turn charging more and paying more the government is the only winner with taxes.

With the new national minimum wage kicking in our entry point staff such as commis chef, Kitchen Porter, FOH helper will now be paid £31,724 for full time. £4009 on top to hire this person in NI contributions. Plus £1,274 pension. Total is £37,007.

@1stTurningArts @LivEchonews

The Around Liverpool account and its role spreading hoax school threats misinformation liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool…

@itsnotovaaah Because we were playing Chelsea mate, you’re massive.

Am I missing something what the hell is the occasion?

@ade_oladipo1 No one is picking prime Neymar over prime Rooney, no one.

Rooney wasn’t better than Neymar ..this isn’t up for debate

@CBeesleyEcho Breaking?! 😂 Will this help us ketchup to the champions league teams? Not sure

BREAKING: Everton seal 'exciting' deal with global brand as more major Hill Dickinson Stadium events to follow liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football…

@T_Kingy @P_J_Escobar Hahaha

@joeymuller @EdwardJDavey When are we going to stop pandering to these middle England boomer thundercunts who care about this shit 🥴

@EdwardJDavey who cares?

Winston Churchill helped defeat fascism in Europe. He deserves better than being replaced by a badger 🦡

If we do have to sell Anderson, I’d definitely want Garner back #nffc

@saras76 It’s a funny line until you realise the man has sexually abused women and children for most of his adult life.

REPORTER: "As you know, my son is a third year relief pitcher at the University of Maryland..." TRUMP: "How would I know that? He said 'as you know'... I don’t even know who this guy is." 😂

@Jackdoggydogg He was 23, and talks about being in a hotel for 2-3 months. What do you want the club to do?

Iwobi come across great in that interview, loved this bit about Big Dunc, but there's some learnings, which he's open about, around when he signed, along with Kean, and them just being left in a hotel, we did the same with Lookman.

@OneJoblessBoy Nice kid and a good technical player but fuck me what a wet wipe. Not what I’d be fucking from an Everton player character wise

"I was away at AFCON. I've come back. I've been told by Unai Emery - you get two weeks extra... I'm in Dubai with my family, they sign Nicolas Pépé..." Alex Iwobi finally shares the story of how Arsenal let him go.

@bootlegger1974 @P_J_Escobar

Sine gaff this lads

@ianfsher @OllieHolt22 You know what would be intimidating? A team that attacks the opposition goal

@OllieHolt22 After the KO tho as you've seen it's shockingly quiet with no intimidation factor whatsoever

Teams out at Hill Dickinson Stadium. Accompanied by Z-Cars theme. This place is magnificent. What a job Everton have done on it

@spuddy1878 Keep an eye on it, I got charged £50 for two pies and I had to get into them 3/4 times before I got my money back. Not fool proof by any means

How much is a pint in them walk through shops by the way ? First time I've used last night got a doughnut for my lad at £6.50 and was charged £15 with a pint. Surely can't be £8.50

@SkySportsPL Sean Duche hasn’t got a jar of glue on how to set up teams to be good at playing football. This is his last Prem job. He talks a good game, that’s it.

"It's an AWFUL goal!" Sean Dyche reveals his message to the dressing room after Nottingham Forest's defeat 😳

@implausibleblog Officer I’d like to report a murder

Lady in blue, "Will student loans be the next misselling scandal?" #BBCQT Oli Dugmore, "My three year course, £9,000 a year for the tuition, on top of that a maintenance loan, I left uni with £37,500 of debt" "From the day I was charged RPI interest" "Since I went to uni in 2012, the amount of interest I have accrued is £32,000" "Was it missold to me when I was told it would cost me £9,000 a year? Yes" "On top of that its a regressive system" "If you're wealthy enough to pay the fees up front, you don't get charged interest - if you're rich enough you don't pay the same as me" "The government changed the terms of the agreement, I call that loan sharking" Fiona Bruce, "How else would you pay for university?" Oli Dugmore, "How did you guys pay for it?" "The state paid for it, didn't they?" Fiona Bruce, "They did" Oli Dugmore, "Good enough for you, good enough for me?"