will armstrong

@rafi4999 From what you’re saying, by the same token the reason Smith has a higher away average is because English pitches come under that bracket. So pretty shitty void point

Away runs scored in WTC history: Smith – 2066 (Avg 56) Root – 2737 (Avg 46) Root’s dominance is mostly due to English pitches. Without those, he's just Jayawardene with better PR.

@UTDNosa1 The finish is next level as well bro 👌

There’s genuinely no other player in world football that’s pulling off this pass. Bruno Fernandes is different. 🪄🇵🇹 x.com/UTD_Maddox/sta…

@Britlad95 All great nations without issues. See why you aspire to be like them 👍

@ciarcarlin @willdurno42

footballers can’t go anywhere without someone taking a sneaky photo of them anymore smh

@rugby_ap @WibbleRugby Cooor worked a treat 👌

I know a ‘Slider’ when I see one! @WibbleRugby 😉

@FedeeValver Dan Burn for Mendy all day

@IgtIan It’s idiots like you who are ruining the game

At some point we will need to start looking at the actions of the player with the ball as well as the tackler. How is Chessum not, at least, partly to blame by leading with his head? #NORvLEI

@jeffrey_dalyop_ He’s literally scored more goals against you than anyone ever. And 2 seasons ago scored 2 and Gabriel was that bad he got subbed for Tavares 😂

Harry Edward Kane your owner & master has missed you ❤️

@jimmaxcricket That aged well. Cheer up Jim

Bazbollocks has moved from batting to bowling. Absurd selection. Unbalanced. Inexperienced. At least England picked a wicketkeeper.

@Fletch_Tweets_ @willdurno42

Michael Owen’s dad after seeing his son get the apple in the bin two nights in a row

@footballontnt You’ve over sold that brilliantly 👏

Absolutely breathtaking from Rafael Leao!! 🤩 It's 1-1 in Milan after just 12 minutes... 🙌 #UCL

@craig_pankhurst Maybe, but we’ll just loan them out until there worthless like Ndombele, Lo Celso etc

Approx change in value: was/now Vicario - £17m/40m Romero - £40m/80m vdV - £40m/75m Udogie - £15m/40m Sarr - £15m/40m Bentancur - £17m/60m Bissouma - £25m/80m Maddison - £40m/100m Deki - £25m/60m Solomon - £0m/25m Value growth = £300m+ Thoughts?

Sponsor of the weekend @RutlandRen - thanks to @Willyfarm87 for your continued support of UTCC 🙏 Good luck to our teams today🏏 1XI v @IvanhoeCC 2XI 2XI v Leicester Caribbean 2XI -12.30pm Food available 🥪🍰☕️ Bar - 2pm 🍺🥤🧊 Come & enjoy the☀️at Castle Hill 😎 @landrcl

@Edmaccas96 Many happy returns ted

It's my birthday and I'm gunna get drunk as a skunk

@UtdEIIis Obviously your a Man U fan and a cretin. Rasford scholes Keane and Ferdinand aren’t making that team. Vidic does giggs loses out to Henry, Rodri is better than Keane and KdB better than scholes. Sorreh

@OwainJTJones Joe Van Niekerk had wheels

My 15-year-old son has asked me who the fastest forward in the game is. Bit stumped. After a bit of thought; Vaea Fifita, Josh Bayliss, Thomas Young, Tipuric & Faletau (in their pomp), Josh Kronfeld, Olivier Magne, Ardie Savea, David Wallace. Any suggestions?

@101greatgoals Thought you were a Sunderland fan @willdurno42

What a photo - a young #NUFC fan capturing the mood of the entire fanbase at Villa Park 😂 #AVLNEW

@UpshotTowers @willdurno42 great thread

After another thumping win, Brazil look a shoo-in for their first World Cup since 2002. But unlike today's team, the Class of 2002 was full of scintillating shaggers and absolute wrong'uns. From fake lottery tickets to 15-year-old fiancees, meet the World Cup's wildest winners.

@anonymous_darts @willdurno42

The glory days Proper Sportsmanship Proper Athletes

@sid_lambert @willdurno42 😂

On Carl Cort’s 45th birthday, a reminder of one of the great anecdotes of all time...