Willy Dong CPA, CFA, CIA

My ass always fires off like a machine gun once I’m in a bathroom that has paper thin walls

Bout to start slapping my dick in my hand like a cop in the 50s

My height is very comparable to my dick it starts with a 5 but I tell people it’s 6 I’m bigger than the average but women still like to call me short and my uncle always tells me I’m bigger than my brother

@AddicusSapp I just can’t think of a reason that I’d have to get it out it out that bad

@Willygooddong Indubitably

I’m hearing people actually do this so I wanna see Have you cranked hog on a plane

Some people just don’t get it

Every time this song comes on I can’t even lie I turn into a bad bitch

@ArbyThesis 🪵

Gonna put a no girls allowed sign outside my room so I have an excuse when my parents ask why I get no ass

Women be talking about u need to open up to me you need to tell me what’s wrong. Bitch I’m just trying to slap it on ur tongue!

Rudolph was a system reindeer

The things I’d do to get this chick

Coworker keeps looking up the Epstein case on the work laptop dude must be panicked hes been checking everyday for the last week

Yan fucking ML LFG

Finally getting bad hangovers I’ve official reached unc status

Would you fuck me… I’d fuck me

@MorganSchoell What’s good shawty

This is what I like to call the kys shuffle

@Larry_Birdleggs Just look up Apple replay

@Willygooddong How do I find mine?

Never good when you see you called the girl at the bar 3 times at 4am