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Complete Satire, working on new material.
Katılım Ekim 2021
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@xevekiah Damn this news would have ruined Maury back in the day.
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DNA is really so crazy, have y'all heard that story about the woman who had a baby with her husband and when he got a DNA test done he wasn't the father the mother insisted he was the dad so much so that they repeated the test numerous times the couple got divorced and the man refused tor be in the child's life it later came out based off the DNA results that he wasn't the father but the uncle of the child which was impossible because he was an only child after a more extensive DNA test they found out the husband was actually a chimera which essentially means he had a twin brother that he ate in utero essentially absorbing his DNA. So basically the unborn, twin brother was the father even though the husband bore the child.
𓍼@euphemey
Hit me with the harshest reality truth.
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@forallcurious Conspiracy Theorist are going a Brady’esq run during the Trump Administration.
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Venezuela is about to send team Italy back home, to New Jersey.
#WorldBaseballClassic
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@DraftKings Dont forget DR has an inside man . . . O’Neil Cruz.
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i need good men ser duncan
marina@bloodmajicks
i’m worried my ct scan is gonna come back and it’s gonna look like this
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@wise32GB @Polymarket The economy is not a vacuum. Granted certain things done by the current administration have compounded the issues, but these are companies paying for sins of the past.
Honda had record profits in 2024.
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@Polymarket A first loss in 70 years for Honda? That really says a lot about the current economy.
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@Polymarket That's because a new base model is 30k
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@Kekius_Sage The high cost of living + Health Insurance/Pharmaceutical industry destroyed the Alcohol, Tabaco, Fast Food and Sugar Industry.
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@MindOfHeadking Plot twist: This confirms people in power to be aliens. We are in a prison planet.
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Nobody randomly kills a scientist. People in power did this.
Kekius Maximus@Kekius_Sage
🚨BREAKING: A scientist known for discovering water on a distant planet was fatally shot at his California home on Feb. 16, 2026.
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@screentime Please break the bank on the “Battle of The Trident”.
We need a 2 hour special for the Season Finale, ending with ‘s chest caved in.
I dont care if you need to open a GoFundMe.
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@realMeetKevin Guess what?! no president, congress men/women or politician will do anything about . . . Why? Because they all do it too. They all have hands in the cookie jar, and use your vote and tax dollars to get rich.
Red or Blue, they will screw you too.
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@aubreystrobel @nypost Grandma called me and said “Be careful a bomb is hitting nyc this weekend”.
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Powerful 'bomb cyclone' could hit NYC this weekend - threatening up to another foot of snow trib.al/Rgn8isK

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Trade projection, via @BleacherReport:
Eagles receive:
- WR Brandon Aiyuk
- 2026 2nd Round Pick
- 2026 5th round pick
49ers receive:
- WR AJ Brown
If you were the Eagles, would you accept this trade?


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@ThaEuropeanLad British Silly Nanny's still trying to get a “Dub” for taking a huge “L” in the revolutionary war.
“Go Pub and Carry on Mate.”
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