Wimbledon Roof

Don’t worry everyone. I am here, so Sir Cliff can stay sitting in the stands rather than having to entertain us all like the olden days… #roofnotcliff

Sorry to interrupt the tennis, but I need all attention on me while I make my grand arrival. I have been rather busy these last few days, so it might take me a little longer than usual… #tiredroof

Sorry everyone. I have a reservation for a few Pimms with Rufus, so we will have to end play now. See you all tomorrow… #roofneedspimms

I recognise those shouts from below. It is good to see you again @andy_murray, even if you rarely seem to enjoy seeing me. I’m ready for a late night… #awakeroof

Guess I am needed again today. I know you all enjoy seeing me, but I will have to start demanding overtime pay at this rate. Not used to working this hard… #overworkedroof

What is going on here? You all woke me up to come out to protect you from the rain and instead of playing tennis again, you make all this noise with strange blowers instead? #confusedroof

I am just down the road and could use some practice. I know how much @andy_murray likes me as well… #roofcanhelp

It has been a pleasure to help you at Wimbledon over the years. Don't forget about me in your retirement... #rogersroof

Well that was barely worth it-at least I am not paid by the hour. Off to enjoy my Saturday night with some Pimms. Hope you don’t need me too early tomorrow… #roofneedspimms

I’m on my way. If I didn’t come now, I wouldn’t have a chance to play today. And you wouldn’t want to miss out on seeing me… #rooftime

Looking forward to seeing you back under watchful gaze many more times in the future... #welcomingroof

It is that time of the year again - my time to shine has arrived. Who will be the first lucky players to play under my watchful gaze this year... #preparedroof

My stretches are done and I am fully warmed up. My buttons have been pressed, so I have been released to join in the fun today. Hope everyone is looking forward to some tennis thanks to me... #excitedroof

Oh @andy_murray, it's you again. We really need to stop meeting like this... #roofsupportbubble

It's Friday night - open the Pimms, dim the lights, hit my music, here I come. Let's get this party started... #rooftime

Whether you like me or not, there is no avoiding me. It is just a matter of time. The roof is inevitable... #roofwarmingup

Getting pretty noisy down there now. I have missed this over the past couple of years... #raisetheroof

I'm back again. I'm not going to leave you alone until I get that drink @andy_murray. You can't get rid of me that easily... #persistentroof

Hello @rogerfederer, my old friend. I’m here to help you one last time if you need me... #rogersroof

Wait, I’m closed already? I must pay more attention. Too much Pimms last night I think... #unobservantroof