Horror Reviews for Dummies

@NoContextBrits What a twunt

@SnoozeActive It does resemble a Wolfgang Laib pollen installation

This is art.

@HorrorHammer1 An absolute treasure of a movie

From Beyond The Grave (1974)- watch it here----> archive.org/details/frombe…

Nefarious (2019) officially unwatchable, & not to be confused with Nefarious (2023). No, this is so bad, that such fuckage needs new words that describe the abomination #Nefarious #nonotthatnefarious #embarrassing #horror

She dies tomorrow (2020) There are some medium names in this, proper actors you’ve seen in other things. But as we know, all actors are perverts & weirdos, so making this kind of tedious, nothing of a film school project must count towards their community service #shediestomorrow

@Shudder This news has made my day !

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Titane (2021) brutal, unpleasant & bewildering part body horror/serial killer/nonsense. You could put the work in & try to figure out what was going on, or you could go my route, & just enjoy it for what it is, ugly people doing ugly things. #titane #titanemovie #frenchmovie

@porksmith I’ll pop down selectadisc, see if it’s in !

Celebrating the 10th Anniversary of Kill The Wolf, with this extremely limited special edition bundle acidjazz.bigcartel.com/product/matt-b…

@Nick_Pettigrew Andrew, not Nick

@Nick_Pettigrew Why has this prick got a phone ? Take it off him ffs

Yeah but I don’t have to shit in a bucket so, y’know, swings and roundabouts.

@Shudder It was ok

Our members can't get enough of LEAVE: 💀 An amazing movie. 💀 OMG!!! Beautiful ending!!! 💀 Main character is a badass. 💀 Wonderful movie! 💀 Loved it.

Meander (2020) I enjoyed its nonsense, it’s total lack of explanation, floating skulls & snazzy leotards. What did it mean? dunno, was it worth watching? not sure. Is it purgatory? *shrugs* #meander #horrorreview #imreallytired

@fuckedupfoods Comedy

The tombs (2019) @shudder tells me this is ‘popular’, but maybe it means in the way that cancer is popular, or AIDS was in the 80s. Its 1hr 18m too long, & has the worst acting I’ve ever seen in a movie that didn’t end in sex. #thetombs #ukhorror #shudder #crap

Blood trails (2006) besides the most implausible bicycle kill ever seen on film, this is easily one of the worst movies, horror or otherwise that I have sat through, and for context, I’ve seen some Gerard Butler movies #bloodtrails #dogshithorror #bikeskill

Attachment (2022) I could have happily just watched the wonderful performances & the funny, intimate love story unfold, & was actually a little disappointed when the story turned to a light horror. Still, it’s bloody brilliant #attachment #shudder #shudderdoesitagain

Kindred (2020) sombre & frustrating tale of a family hostage situation. It’s a well worn, is she/isn’t she? drama, & I was fully invested, so it’s a shame they forgot to include an ending, maybe they are saving it for the Director’s Cut ! #kindred #horrorreview

@Horror_Disciple 😆 Id be so annoyed with myself if I’d let this one slide for so long! Hope you enjoyed it…

@generalwitch1 Love it, always have…. Creepy as all get out, I never looked at dirty spuds the same

Horizon line (2020) daft, wobbly, but still enjoyable small plane thrills. I don’t think it’s going to win any awards, but my mind was elsewhere, I was wondering if Allison Williams ever regrets ‘that’ scene from Girls, because that’s all I see when she’s on the screen #eatingass