Katherine Jewell

Roommate intros: "I'm Lauren, Sagittarius. I'm a horse girl, obvs. Oh, and I worship the flesh, so I'm going to be a real horse girl one day!" "Well, I'm McKayla, and I'm a Leo. I know, everyone says Leos are all about the hunt, but I'm actually into the dark." #magpod

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It was the gay-est of times It was the straight-est of times

That relatable feeling when you're feeling a little sick and you can't tell if it's due to your diet, your poor sleep schedule, and/or stress.

Gotta disagree wholeheartedly with Alex, I always loved Mr. Needles. Just listened to that again while listening to the Q&A. #magnu

Contente de vous voir revenir, @CoryxKenshin I have a recommendation for #SpookyScarySunday and I hope it's as spooky for you as it is for me. youtu.be/1MZM2qQVyNw

Not me crying during work while listening to the most recent episode @clarkesworld Good job @TiaTashiro

@GoodReddit He looks like the kind of guy to have an idea for a startup, move to Silicon Valley, mooch off a more successful friend for 6 months, and complain about feminism on his dating profile.

@wildtiktokss No no. Let the man speak. Your armed adversary is suddenly holding a 16 pack of hamburger buns and his partner's got a raid can. He's also pantsless and covered in ants. Behind them, the getaway driver is sitting on a pile of mason jars.

@shouldhaveanima Incorrect. He's obviously doing a wicked air guitar solo.

Props to you, @amelia_podcast. After that opening joke about the bishop's son, I laughed so hard I had to pause the podcast. #podcast #comedy #comedypodcast

@HN2DM We recently enrolled Xanathar into our party's pyramid scheme 😂

So, what happened in your tabletop games this past weekend? 🎲🎲🎲 #ttrpg

I don't do booty calls. I just text my sister to see if she'll watch anime with me. #fmabrotherhood #anime #youup

My D&D group is definitely winning because we just recruited Xanathar to our MLM/pyramid/'reverse funnel' scheme. #DnD #Xanathar #dontdomlmskids #mlmsarescams

Let's ignore the ambiguous ethics of #AI in general for a second. They aren't very good at humor, but this generated @TheOnion headline is pretty good. I looked around online and didn't see any similar headlines, so not completely ripping them off either.