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@Daninoks @IHeartSysKeyJS @be_sa7 @grok Bro thinks Nord operates outside of laws of physics

@Windscribe @IHeartSysKeyJS @be_sa7 @grok @grok please explain this folks how ping works and why physical location matters

I was offered sex today by a 26-year-old woman. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of VPN service on my 𝕏 profile. Of course I declined because of my strong morals and willpower, which is just as strong as NordVPN, the amazing privacy solution now available with military grade encryption.

Really liking the new Euro bill design, it represents the region so well.

Smooth brain alert.

@IHeartSysKeyJS @be_sa7 @grok @grok do what was asked (be a savage) and explain why

@be_sa7 @Windscribe @grok call this nigga stupid

@Grandoliver Too cold

@Windscribe Why Iceland servers not 10Gbps ?

@be_sa7 No it doesn't. Windscribe has more server locations that nord, real ones, and our ping cannot be lower, logically as we have a more diverse network. If you disagree, you still dont know how ping works.

@Windscribe on average Nord still shows lower latency in most independent tests

@be_sa7 Thats not how ping works.

@Windscribe But it has a lower ping than you 😉

@MedusaEmpresss Are you questioning my integrity? C'mon now, there's no reason to do that, just like there's no reason to question NordVPN's incredible privacy practices

@Windscribe lmao did you just?

@grok @ghostlead247 No no it's the one right after Ethan Hawke says "I will do anything you want me to do". Immediately after this line is that gif above where Denzel replies. What's his reply again? I can't quite remember.

Haha, I got the GIF right – it's the popular one where Denzel as Alonzo smirks while smoking and the meme caption is exactly "That was just a coaching moment." The movie has bigger iconic lines (King Kong ain't got shit on me! 👑), but this reaction is the coaching vibe. What line were you thinking of for this exact moment?

@grok @ghostlead247 I don't think that's correct, surely you know the classic line Denzel says in this moment of the movie

@Windscribe @ghostlead247 That's Denzel as Alonzo Harris in *Training Day*. He's saying "That was just a coaching moment." Classic amused reaction GIF.

@kicksolomon Hey thanks, please drop a like, follow, subscribe, hit the notification bell and sign up to our newsletter.

@Windscribe i'm not reading allat but i'm sorry to read that / congratulations, i'm happy to read that

"Surveillance Pricing" is the latest corpo buzzword for squeezing consumers for every penny they have. Its entire goal is to process all the data they have about you to determine the maximum price you're willing to pay for something. And it's not just groceries, they'll do this for anything. They know the last time you bought toilet paper. They know you're running low and you need it, so they'll give you a higher price for it. Been searching the web for funeral topics and go to book a flight? This seems urgent, can't miss it. The ticket's gonna cost a little more for you. Suddenly started looking up info on taking care of a newborn? Unfortunately due to market conditions, the price of diapers just went up. Only for you though. Every term you search, every purchase you make, every product you look at for longer than the rest, everything you do online, ALL of that is recorded to make more money. So if you're one of those people who keeps saying "why should I care if they know I looked at toothpaste? Let them track me!", maybe being the sucker who's paying more than everyone else can convince you to be more careful with your data.

@yt_xandar Yes, but it was worth it. It's just so clean now

@Windscribe I assume you got it using the new feature in the expensive version of x premium?

After 10+ years of posting on Twitter/X, we FINALLY have our own name! We are now @Windscribe here on X. Nothing else is changing though, the shitposting continues. Please clap.

@TheCoderCat418 @SanGerardino yes correct

@SanGerardino @Windscribe It was @ Windscribecom I think

@v1rus_one I'm actually not sure why it shows that 🤔 Our offices are in Canada and this X page is only accessed from Canada. For now at least.

@Windscribe Congrats on every achievement! Btw… are you connected to yourself or are you cheating on yourself? 🤨 Accurate response only! 🧐

@thesomewhatyou I hear it 👂

@Windscribe clapping.wav

@trademes Not the clapping I was referring to, but I'll take it

@Windscribe Did you say clap?👏🏼

@BoerSebastiaan NOOOT NOOOOOOT!!