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Post election and (Twitter)/X magically logs back in after it said I had the wrong credentials for 2 years 🤔

Ooo it's a miracle! My Twitter is magically working again! After months of not loading properly... Hello World 👋

@rickygervais did you model for the cover of The Hobbit back in the 80s? 🤣🤣🤣

Douglas Adams should posthumously be awarded some sort of prize for correctly predicting everyone's apocalyptic attire #WeAreAllArthurDent #NotMadMax #SoLongAndThanksForAllTheFish

Husband has just pointed out that @BillBailey does a metal version 😅

@BillBailey we were watching some of your classics on YouTube, match of the day theme music stuff, and my toddler couldn't understand that we weren't able to make you play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star #InstantStreamingGeneration #ToddlerLife

#NoLimits #ChangeYourStars When my 8yo couldn't decide between being a Marine Biologist and an Astronaut, we decided she would become a Marine Biologist to alien lifeforms she discovers as an Astronaut #BecauseSheCanBecomeAnything #GirlsRunTheUniverse

They forced Simone Biles to video chat with her family after every performance, breaking her out of her "zone" and focus then acted confused when she became overwhelmed. They keep playing that commercial with the little 13 year old skater girl missing her dad. It's not right.

I'm no longer comfortable with the Olympics as they are this year. Minors were shipped off halfway around the world to represent their countries with only approved chaperones and coaches, the very positions that have harbored abusers.

Favorite quote from my 2yo this morning: "Daddy has to go to work at the Daddy Shop with all the other daddy's" #ToddlerMindset #DaddyShop

@jimmyfallon How to pretend to be smart #CollegeInSixWords

It's Hashtags time! Use six words to describe college and tag it with #CollegeInSixWords. Could be on the show!

Our previous tweet announcing the opening of the Jack Smith Park sprayground was released prematurely, and due to a needed repair, it will not open Monday. We'll make another announcement about the opening date soon. We've removed the tweet and we apologize for the error.

Why are there no memes comparing Captain Kirk with Seahawk from She-Ra and their love for self-destructing their ships? #SetThisShipOnFire

The kindest wish I have for any parent is that your child never learns who Perry Gripp is, and that you never have to be subjected to the mind-numbing repetition 🥺 #ParentingStruggles #SpaceUnicorn #ChickenNuggetDreamland #RainingTacos #TortoisePlayingMinecraft

This evening my 2yo very clearly said "I love you!" She was talking to the plate of food I had set in front of her, but I'm counting it as a win 🥰 #DefinitelyMyKid

Whenever my 2yo sees a plane overhead, she squeals "A dragon!" And it make me so happy 💖🐉✈ #ChildhoodInnocence #imagination #DragonsAreCoolerThanPlanes #AChildlikeMindset #DragonRider