Winnifred J. Jones

um.. I made my strawpage? dont harrass me? winnifredjjones.straw.page

@swissbasch With what bro? You all good? Need a buddy to talk to?

guys if i said anything out of pocket i blame it on my nyquil and other sleep medisine

@NIGHT_SH0TS I DONT KNOW!??!!?

@WinnieHeroine CLAIMS WINNIFRED. HOW DO YOU KNOW IM A PUPPYBOY

THIS IS AN ORIGINAL SENTENCE ⁉️⁉️

@NIGHT_SH0TS apparently... i guess... okay bye

i’m… a puppyboy?

@NIGHT_SH0TS abso FUCKIN lutely

abso freaking lutely.

@NIGHT_SH0TS you know you can curse right lad?

@NorthItally @mr_newspapers Forgive me, Felicano. I stepped out of line. I should have known this was going to happen, something always happens when I take Nyquil. My bad.. Hope your wedding goes great! (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

@WinnieHeroine @mr_newspapers Well alright…

— Today, June 19th, Italian official Lovino Vargas has sent people to raid the home of Ludwig Beilschmidt. This was due to the HRE telling him that Mr Beilschmidt was CHEATING on Feliciano Vargas. There are men on horses with torches and lanterns "GERMANY IS CHEATING ON YOU".

@TRUENEWSABBY @osterreich0ut yeah he and ludwig are supposed to get married

@osterreich0ut His what

Convinced Feli to go shoe shopping with me. He doesn’t know I’m buying him some things from his wedding registry today! Heh, I’m excited.

— In a leaked conversation in the Germanics GC on June 20 2026 Austrian Official Roderich Edelstein proposes to Swiss Official Basch Zwingli. “𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒃𝒂𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝑰'𝒗𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒅𝒂𝒕 𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒔𝒔.” -🇨🇭

@NorthItally @mr_newspapers hey so i was on nyquil when i typed that out PLEASE dont take it seriously i EXTREMLY apologize for my actions.. 🥺

@WinnieHeroine @mr_newspapers I’m so confused. First of all, Lovino was never with Ludwig I WAS. And secondly, HE NEVER CHEATED ON ME???

@mr_newspapers Me and @NIGHT_SH0TS WILL be attending. Winnifred (America) and Connor (Northern Ireland) WILL be coming. I ADORE puffins.

— Icelandic official Emil Steilsson is inviting YOU to Mr Puffin's 4th birthday. Attire: Blues and whites. Time: 12PM, June 25, 2026. Venue: Mr Steilsson's house. “It's not his actually birthday though, I lied.” Mr Steilsson states.

— Swiss Official Basch Zwingli has created a viral reel on Instagram. In this reel the caption states: “Switzerland scored 4 goals in the last 23 minutes of the switz vs bosnia world cup match and y’all still don't believe in God” Viewers suspect that he is clinically insane.

@NIGHT_SH0TS CONNOR I DONT HATE YE BRO

@WinnieHeroine OH YE I HATE ME TOO WINNIE

i’ve been living in a cardboard box

germany vs ivory coast today.. im ready... germany PLEASE win cause then i get a kiss from ludwig ohh im gonna bust

@1mthehero dude whats wrong with some people nowadays.. wow...

do better than that dude cmon now

— ‘Evil’Alfred F Jones has reportedly gotten his ass beat by Yoshida from Chainsaw man. He states he won't be posting that.

how it feels talking to ur friend abt smth u like and they don't give a fuck