Maybach

One of these fine days in the next 1 or 2 I’ll pull up in a GLC 😏

"Congratulate Arsenal or go to jail" Me:

‘THE BOYS’ has officially ended after 7 years.

Na Hata huwezi kunya in silence juu mwenye ako nje ya choo ataskia?? For 22 million Kenyatta dollars ? Leo ni Kama mnataka tupate heart attack

When my parents went to kisii for a burial wakarudi wamejaza boot - I even ate avocado as a snack as I prepared githeri to eat with avocado

Always buy for the mum. She'll get for her baby what she wants but people always overlook the mum

@kena_ewuru 😁😁

Valid crash out 🤣

You shall have a full night sleep again when they’re 6yrs otherwise keep the faith sleeps for the wicked 🤧

I know I might sound like a lunatic but I’d take watching telenovelas over English series anyday 💀

The country is in a crisis yet the DP is tweeting like a jilted love who is sending cryptic messages to their ex😂💀💀

Ex-CS Aden Mohamed’s appointment as KRA Commissioner General challenged in court, petitioner argues he is 62, above the mandatory retirement age for public officers.

I’ll soon start making content on breakfasts and eventually recipes - when I buy all ingredients I’m very dangerous in the morning

I don’t have designated running paths in my estate I have to compete with motorists I have patients waiting for surgery but can’t afford it because the facility stopped taking SHA due to non payment I have undergrads on strike at the uni because the university has no money for their learning materials I have kids who have chosen not to show up to uni because the new funding model has spiked the uni fees to unaffordable levels I finished school at a time when government had stopped direct posting only for me to open a kiosk to sustain myself and now your beloved KRA and government are demanding and obscene amount of money that I have never seen yet my accountant has been paying taxes Now the same greedy beloved government of yours has closed all our hardworking business for two days because their greed has no limits So honestly I don’t know what you are telling me to be honest 🙏 Now with all due respect f* you and your beloved government thanks and good day .

@chepsi_ @Attoty

Sai kama wewe ni stammerer avoid words kama tutampanga. Sai kila mtu amekasirika ajab. Maneno ikikwamia hapo kwa tutam watu watakumaliza bure.

"UGAF8CS5EK you have received..." Me:

@FeyiLux 4 years 😂😂😭😭😭😭

@san_maina @kimaninephat Neph ungechorea 😁😁 sasa mamaa won't receive fire cabling because of you

@kimaninephat @Winnie_Maybach Wait? What!....Always knew these people are frauds 😂

Kuna hii discussion inaendelea about wamama na vile wanapenda corn fulani - you know what? Haha they're all right 😁😁 Mulisema fantasy zetu zinakuanga on heroin and I absolutely agree

me convincing myself go to work, because i need salary:

@san_maina Hahaha hukuona wamama wakiandika think pieces of why they love corn that absolutely disgusts you *go figure *

@Winnie_Maybach Which one?

Breaking: Central Police Station OCS Chief Inspector Dishen Angoya has been arrested and placed in custody at Lang’ata Police Station after releasing 64 people who had been arrested over public order offences linked to the fuel price protests.

Kila kitu hukuwa na time yake. Kama sahi ni time ya Ruto kuenda