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@CraftCuffs @beermeupplease1 *sits down in brewery* “Yes I’d like a glass of all of your beer please.” This has happened more than once

In you there are two raccoons… #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZP8gKhDBS/

@midwestern_ope Anything Detroit > everything Chicago

The Midwest is known for two distinct styles of pizza. Which one is better? Detroit Chicago

@fairiehaze I may be colorblind but I think there’s a significant gap between 1 & 2. Also I am colorblind.

how do you prefer your coffee?

If Trump ends up on a coin, can we all agree to call them pedo pennies?

If Trump ends up on a coin, can we all agree to call them pedo pennies?

@LakeSuperior They should splash down in you, make a shorter ride home for Colonel Jeremy Hansen

Can't believe Artemis hasn't posted a photo of me yet.

@3YearLetterman @coachbrucepearl @PearlJam You used the wrong formula but somehow came to the right conclusion.

This is from a gas station in the UK. This is utter bullshit I want someone to explain to me why the Redcoats are paying $1.30 a gallon for gas and hardworking American Patriots like me are paying THREE TIMES THAT AMOUNT! There is no choice but to impeach Trump for this

@AmericaSpoof TACO

@TonyyCFM If we’re putting paintings of fictional characters in the White House, I’d like to suggest Ms. Frizzle.

Te podrá caer bien o mal, pero Donald Trump es el único presidente en el mundo con el valor de rendir tributo al Salvador de la historia.

@DrinkWi Happy’s poll this week seems kinda lackluster so I added another option.

@realtrumpstein Get your own stickers here stickermule.com/wtfreedom/item…

🚨 Trump won’t sleep tonight Anonymous announces they will publish all the evidence related to the Epstein case and everyone involved… Keep talking, keep sharing.

@midwestern_ope Ohio made this didn’t they?

Midwest state bracket

@CalltoActivism And we’re not supposed to be able to plan celebrations for Trumps death, even after he says this shit?????

🚨ABSOLUTELY VILE: Trump celebrates Robert Mueller’s death: “Good, I’m glad he’s dead.” A small, bitter man cheering a death. No class. No soul. Pure Rot. Literally one of the biggest pieces of shit alive.

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Traitors to our country: Ted Cruz Lindsey Graham Mike Huckabee Donald Trump

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No one would have belived us back in 1999 if we said that in the future America will have a Corrupt demented pedophile traitor that shits himself in public several times each week as president and a furniture fucking nazi vice president 🤷 but here we are 🙄🤦 what the fuck happened to you America 🤷

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MAGA is the stupidest cult on Earth

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BREAKING: Trump just asked about the report proving that the US bombed the Iranian School: Trump: “For what?” Reporter: “A strike on the school in Iran” Trump: “I don't know about it.” FACT: Trump is RESPONSIBLE

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So let me bring everyone up to speed on the Iran situation: • Not really a war • Already basically finished • Ending soon • Expected to last weeks • Could last much longer • Just beginning This is the strategic clarity of a Commander-in-Chief with the IQ of a wet cracker.

@SecKennedy Cool idea. Too bad you don’t know shit about what’s healthy.

We're not getting rid of processed foods. This is America, not a nanny state. But we are going to tell you what's in your food and what's healthy and what's not.