The Wisconsin Wasp

“Fiscal Bureau, what do you mean LaTonya couldn’t keep their attention without me?”

Dig deep, still trash.

“Can I buy a vowel?” asked @BrianSchimming.

He was caught practicing saying “we don’t kill sheep, we kill wolves” in the mirror.

“I’m sorry, the old Mike can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Cause he’s retired!”

Evers’ next budget will include a tax credit to send more hogs to graduate school for degrees in social work and therapy.

Judases!

Flo from Progressive might be more conservative.

“Who needs that many bedrooms?” scoffed @HeartlandSignal.

This ain’t Texas.

Bankrolled by none other than Dick Uihlein.

Be curious, not judgmental.

“Tammy Baldwin won’t see what’s coming,” said spokesman @benvoelkel.

Comment ❤️ for innocent and 😡 for guilty.

Everything. They’re giving up everything.

Luckily Hamas has plenty of USA-made weaponry in stock.

“When you’re explaining, you’re losing,” Speaker Vos commented.

“You’ve got 17,000 emails.”

It appears LeMahieu’s audition for the Tavern League is going well.

“Alderperson” Jonathan Brostoff will be introducing the proposal for the City of Milwaukee.