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@WithAnINotAnO

Just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.

Katılım Temmuz 2009
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@blakeells I would like to hear more about these free Toot’s fried pickles.
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ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER
ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER@ZODIAC_MF·
HAHAHA RELEASED NOT BY SOME SHOCK-ROCK PROVOCATEUR BUT BY A BAND FAMOUSLY DERIDED FOR BEING A BUNCH OF FUCKING PUSSIES
Cable Beard@llcthecableguy

@ZODIAC_MF My kids didn't believe there was a hit song played on the radio in 1989 called "Seventeen" that included the line, "Her daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me..." 🤷‍♂️

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@ClueHeywood Don’t act like you don’t know about drugs when you do!
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Clue Heywood@ClueHeywood·
Reaching my inevitable final form as Clegg from Eastbound because next week I’m seeing JB and the Boys, Keller, fuckin’ Gov’t Mule…
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Aaron Rupar@atrupar·
KILMEADE: When will know the war is over? TRUMP: When I feel it. I gotta feel it in my bones.
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@TylerIAm Tyjae Spears doesn’t have one either and he makes people look silly when he cuts.
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Trill Withers
Trill Withers@TylerIAm·
Once they said Dejuan blair has ZERO ACLs and still won conference player of the year and played seven years in the league i said wait a minute
gwen@ggwen6936

@TylerIAm ACLs never existed big medicine has been raking the surgeries for centuries

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@WSMV “after winning match”
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@ClueHeywood @couldbexav "First stop is always Istanbul" is absolutely a Tracy Morgan line.
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Clue Heywood@ClueHeywood·
@couldbexav I keep thinking of the indictment paperwork and how he asked his co-conspirator if turkish airlines had any flights from new york to the galapagos islands, I swear it could be a tracy jordan bit
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Jim Wyatt@jwyattsports·
Warren Moon shows up at Cam Ward's presser and tells him the No.1 is now his with @Titans
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@JesseReSimonton The strange part is he’s a sex pest and still has a job.
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Jesse Simonton@JesseReSimonton·
Florida is the SEC's most impressively complete basketball team I can remember since 2014-15 Kentucky, which lost in the title game. Also: such a strange, strange year/dialogue around Todd Golden.
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@ckssense @JustinM_NFL His last two OCs were Todd Downing and Tim Kelly. He better nail that hire.
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Clue Heywood
Clue Heywood@ClueHeywood·
There's three primary kinds of guys here at the Bass Pro Pyramid: Skinny Yokel XXL Duck Dynasty Megachurch Pastor
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John Martin@JohnMartin929·
@TheJayBir ya it’s the same logic that gets used on Memphis football. If I stand to gain nothing by winning, it’s not worth my time and/or the risk of losing
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@ClueHeywood Hope the radio still works!
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Clue Heywood@ClueHeywood·
Had a good time with Fat Guy. Drank all his airplane bottles of booze. Didn’t have to be little spoon again so I’ll call that progress. We’re starting to understand each other. Kinda. Burnt out car is still running so we’re driving it the rest of the way. Almost home.
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@ClueHeywood Man I hope your kids don't have a Thanksgiving program you might miss.
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Clue Heywood@ClueHeywood·
Good news: turns out my flight is just delayed. Bad news: the terminal is packed and the fat guy who stole my cab is sitting next to me and he Will. Not. Shut. Up. FML
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Clue Heywood@ClueHeywood·
Today’s been the worst. Waited forever while my boss made a decision, then I had to find a cab from midtown to the airport for Thanksgiving, but some young hotshot (Kevin Bacon?) stole it from me, and some fat guy stole another one, then I get to the airport and my flight cancels
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@youwouldntpost He ate so many shrimp he got iodine poisoning?
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@ZODIAC_MF I think it's Tarantino.
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ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER
ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER@ZODIAC_MF·
QUESTION FOR ALL: WHO SAYS "JESUS CHRIST" HERE? THIS HAS HAUNTED ME FOR DECADES THIS HAS HAUNTED ME FOR DECADES
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