Barthow, Wizard Lawyer

Unironically if you do need legal advice, feel free to DM; I will try to point you in the right direction!

We need to do something about Executioners' rights

In my time away, I discovered the best bar gimmick and overall best bar ever. You can roll a D20 for a mystery drink and when you get through three levels of 20 different drinks you can order a copy bucket of booze.

@aLazyBard 7

Oomfs, i come to you with a weird request, if you see this please reply with a random number. No this is not interaction bait, i need them for something...

Why doth a Wizard hath to yearn?

AHHHHHHHH THE ANTS ARE TAKING ME

@CorndogWizard Unfortunately not 😔

@WizardAttorney Surely the ants are breaking some kind of law doing that

@Bulborb_7 ................. (these are the ants)

@CorndogWizard Very solid defense, but if you're caught being chalant about it I won't be able to help you

@WizardAttorney It's ok I'll be cool about it

I HAVE NEVER GOVERNED ANYTHING BEFORE AND ANYTHING I HAVE EVER BEEN IN CHARGE OF HAS EITHER DIED OR BEFALLEN A TERRIBLE FATE! BUT THIS TIME IT WILL BE DIFFERENT! A VOTE FOR CORNDOG WIZARD IS A VOTE FOR PEACE, CORNDOGS, AND NON-TERRIBLE FATES!

@Jesteroftheland ...not for much longer.... the ants....

@WizardAttorney BARTHOW YOURE ALIVE !!

@dryturtl THEYRE TAKIBG ME AND I CANT DONANYTHIJG TO STOP IT

@WizardAttorney BARTHOW NO

@CorndogWizard This is illegal

It would be a real shame if someone donated to me a lot of money that will sway my opinion on various matters Yes yes I would consider myself very maulable as a politician

The people don't know of Galileo

@TEF_Tattler @ThatOneWizards #seasoned #with #what?

@WizardAttorney @ThatOneWizards #Yes, #it #was #seasoned

#Gorla #ate #the #gruel

She really got me gigglin and kickin my feet rn - Sincerely, Barthow, Wizard Attorney

@MarieLavellan Hmmm curious

Trying out pie diplomacy, reply and I'll tell you what kind of pie you're getting

@henryiscool369 @EvilDoerPosting @MarieLavellan CLASS ACTION BABYY LETS GOOO

@WizardAttorney @EvilDoerPosting @MarieLavellan Barthow are we legally allowed to sue the government as a population

Specialist Legionaries, Imperial Knights if you will, have been sent into the Enchanted forest. Fear not they aren't here to conquer but to protect roads and slay beasts. Please do not resist.

@henryiscool369 @EvilDoerPosting @MarieLavellan Yes

@EvilDoerPosting @MarieLavellan I certainly did not

@MarieLavellan Overstepping thy bounds. Did anyone of the Forest agree to this?