Dan Jones

@sundarpichai So, 20 minutes after it provided instructions with Fidelity, it is telling me "I cannot provide instructions for financial platforms like Fidelity because my safety guidelines restrict me from financial services and platforms...... Are you people fucking serious?

@sundarpichai So, I looked on Google Keep and the recent note I asked Gemini to send to keep is not there. Now it is telling me it cannot send notes to Google Keep. I guess that function was removed when I upgraded?

Q1 earnings are in: 2026 is off to a terrific start. Our AI investments and full stack approach are lighting up every part of the business: Search queries are at an all-time high with AI continuing to drive usage. Google Cloud revenue grew 63%, Gemini models have incredible momentum, and it was our strongest quarter ever for consumer AI subs, driven by @GeminiApp. Thanks to our partners + employees around the world. Much more to share on our earnings call in 20 minutes… and at Google I/O in 20 days!

@sundarpichai are you fucking serious, Sundar? I pay $7.99 for Gemini and it refuses to help me on "financial platforms"? I had it send the note to Google Keep. Let me know if you want to view it.

@GeminiApp Is Gemini for kids? Won't talk about odds for betting. Grok will, Copilot will.

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@debunker, Jack Izzo is a solid dumbass for posting about Kash. I hope he's squeaky clean.

@snopes @FBIDirectorKash, some of these people might have skeletons too, Kash.

A rumor spread online that FBI Director Kash Patel had been arrested twice for drunken behavior in the early 2000s. Here's what we know: snopes.com/news/2026/04/2…

@GeminiApp I NEVER ask it what day it is and it has told me probably 10 times in the past two days. If I question it too hard it will default into "chatting live is not available......" or "sorry, I can't play music....." LOL

@GeminiApp Ask it a question and it sometimes starts telling what day it is, time, etc. Not the question I asked. It answer questions incorrectly and if pressed, will go ahead and answer it, saying it thought I meant something else. Really? Thought I means something other than what asked?

@JavaDevTaha @GeminiApp @LandoNorris @OscarPiastri @McLarenF1 Gemini tries to determine intent instead of taking words literally. Gemini attempts to keep conversations going instead of simply answering questions. Pointless to keep going on discussing the weaknesses of Gemini. It is not going to change any time soon.

@JavaDevTaha @GeminiApp @LandoNorris @OscarPiastri @McLarenF1 Gemini hallucinates a lot. Gemini cannot keep track of a simple conversation. Gemini often thinks I want it do do something when I am asking it "how do I". Gemini constantly advises me it is not a doctor, financial adviser, etc. and I fully realize it is not 1/2

Congrats👏 @LandoNorris and @OscarPiastri are back on the podium 🎉 Huge weekend for Team @McLarenF1

@grok @snopes GFY, @elonmusk

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Conservative activist Christopher Rufo and journalist Jonathan Choe published an article claiming California was providing "sex-change procedures to homeless illegal aliens." We found the claim excluded key context: snopes.com/news/2026/04/2…

@snopes She's has a reading disorder?

✅ Yes, a video shows Ilhan Omar misreading "World War II" as "World War 11." Here's the full story: snopes.com/fact-check/vid…

@snopes He wasn't "found innocent"? LOLOLOL!

❌ No, the ICE agent who shot Renee Good wasn't "cleared of all charges." Here's the real story: snopes.com/fact-check/ice…

@sundarpichai So, is that what one will get with the $7.99 monthly package?

@sundarpichai Another way it can go. ""Hey Google, how much is 3,457.28 divided by 3.567?". Gemini: "Sorry, I can only control your smart home devices.". Really, you can't do simple math for me? Gemini: "Sorry, I apologize for not giving your the answer when you asked for it."

@snopes 🤡

@sundarpichai Considering the lite plan for Gemini, but it is terribly inconsistent. I asked it about a specific ETF and it tells me it is designed for calendar event and reminders and is not allowed to discuss the stock market. "I will not discuss any information related to the stock market."