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My reaction to everything that has happened, is happening and will happen in the coming days. This country is a TRIP.

@Invaluablemoi The blue Corolla driver with baby snakes on his dashboard. Woman cruising down 3MB with a child at her breasts. Lost in thought sitting on kerb at Yabatech & snapping out of it with a robbery going on just metres in front of me. Walahi I should write.

I didn't like life in Lagos for anything. All through my Law School at Ozumba Mbadiwe, I hardly went out. My friends would beg me to go to the beach with them, but I would stay in my hostel. The only time I went out with my friend to Apogbon market, I got lost. It was the UBA house that was my saving grace. I managed to locate it and got a bike straight to Law School from there. Since then, I never went out until my man came to pick me up when he came home. The very first time I visited way back in College, Bosby my friend said "No go drop for Oshodi o. Then go scrape off your pubic hair. Mile 2 is better" 😂😂 Crazy girl. Life in Lagos is too fast and rowdy for me. I can never live there.

@emaxstatman Elkann needs to step back and hand over the reins . He has good intentions but that's not what's needed. If we don't fix that one foundational issue every other next step will bring us back to an outcome similar to this eventually

My take on the season ⚫️⚪️ • Extending Spalletti without achieving any objective may have been a mistake. At Juventus, standards should always remain high. Signaling to the coach and players that top 4 wasn’t essential removed pressure and urgency from the season. • Comolli’s comment a few weeks ago — “We are talking to players who will join Juventus even without UCL” — was a huge indicator of mediocrity creeping into the club’s mentality. • Leadership was painfully weak. Locatelli, as captain, failed to rally the team during difficult moments. Every time things went wrong, there was no reaction, no fight, no visible hope on the pitch. This is arguably the weakest core Juventus has had in years considering our history and values were always built on leaders who truly lived “FinoAllaFine” — not just on social media. • Where do we go from here? Drastic decisions need to be made. Nearly 60% of this squad should be moved on. The coach situation must also be reconsidered, even if it seems unlikely. Appointing a coach close to 70 years old, with little left to prove after over two decades in management and only 4 Serie A trophies, showed a lack of long-term vision. • Spalletti is a great coach, but he is not the man to revolutionize this team. The squad had flaws and lacked personality, but it was still good enough for a strong coach to comfortably finish top 4 ahead of Roma. Juventus need hungry players. Ambitious players. Personalities willing to suffer and fight for greatness — not players motivated only by financial comfort. Elkann and the hierarchy rewarding Comolli with a CEO role within his first 6 months at a club of Juventus’ magnitude and history is also very strange. A man came from Toulouse (with no disrespect intended) and within months was trusted to understand what it takes to lead Juventus? In conclusion: Juventus don’t just need better football. Juventus need their identity back. Now I humbly ask every Juventino… Where do we go from here? ⚪️⚫️ #FinoAllaFine

@CaffeinatedLiha Still don't understand how/why it hasn't been turned into a blockbuster 🎥

Name a book that completely blew your mind, like off-the-charts 11/10.

@NealGardner_ Dude on the left 🙂

Who’s the greatest ‘squad player’ you’ve ever seen? Criteria: never a regular starter - always playing second fiddle, yet hugely impactful.

Alongside 'the great ponds' , masterful storytelling . Like Marvel comic movies do with the post-credits twist, Mr Amadi had a knack for a final paragraph to finish the story with a flourish.

@DejiAdesogan Maybe. Just maybe. Standing on roads and highways to check and intercept vehicles is the approach they need to reconsider rather than entrench with the right to bear arms?

FRSC PERSONNEL SET TO USE WEAPONS There is currently a bill before the National Assembly seeking the amendment of the FRSC Act of 2007 to empower its officers to bear weapons for combat while on duty when the need arises

@oaikomo @Wizarab10 You're good

@Wizarab10 Leave him, he's just taking the car for service 🌚🌚

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What’s your favorite Bruce Willis movie or role?

@juvenewslive That's an 'interesting' happy face

🎙️ | Savona on his way to join Nottingham Forest : “I'm happy and ready for this adventure, I'm sorry to leave Juventus but Juve will always be my home.” #Juventus #NFFC

Between WWI & WWII, Europeans plundered Africa’s resource rich interior to rebuild their own devastated economies In Nigeria, a 100 year war was brutally interrupted by British artillery, opening the interior for colonial extraction & criminal taxation By 1929, fierce feminist pioneers Aba women had attempted to burn down British establishments and force out their colonial administrator. By 1947, Ẹgbá amazon & Lioness of Lisabi, Funmilayo Ransome Kuti had fought the same fight, even closer to Ibadan, at Abeokuta. In between those eras, Bowers Tower was built A century later, #Ibadan people visit this top spot purely for fun & vibes, completely disconnected from the reason it is there in the 1st place. What can we do differently? #history #nigeria #education @Yorubaness @ThinkYoruba_1st @EaYoruba @UNESCO 📚 New post 😀 open.substack.com/pub/ayoadene/p…

@Moreni_keh The facial contortion. The flexing of sinews to deliver optimal impact. Clearly the premise and the beating are mismatched. This is not about the exams. This is daddy pouring out something else .

My father would beat you until the floor was stained with your blood, and then you’d have to mop it up with your own hands. Later, they would pretend not to understand why you want nothing to do with them once you finally leave the house.

@MyGreatest11 Van Breukelen Koeman Seedorf- Cryuff Bergkamp

Make a Great Dutch 5-A-Side ✍️🇳🇱

I think that some income is only enough to keep you alive. The fact that it’s sustaining you is the “saving”

@TexTheLaw @TexTheLaw dem go ban u laslas

🎶NCAA ẹ yọnu si mi🎶

@tafkaay @rnbradar U & I certainly over come and talk to me. I wouldn't describe either as my fave though

@rnbradar U&I Come & Talk 2 Me @Woh_Lu

What’s your favorite song off Jodeci’s debut album Forever My Lady?

@camelaeto The Great Ponds

Passport of mallam ilia An African Night’s Entertainment I do not come to you by chance Born on Tuesday The concubine Tomorrow died yesterday Blessings by chukwuebuka ibeh Under the udala tree

When you think of James Bond, what is the first image you think of? Curious #BondTwitter

@futnostalgico The goal against England, where he dribbles 5 players on his way to goal, gets all the headlines, but he scored an even more impressive one against Belgium a few days later. Almost falling over while beating JM Pfaff. #Mexico86

1986.

FT: Juventus 0-1 Real Madrid Thoughts?

@90sfootball Totti. The one player most capable winning you a game from that bunch

You can sign any of these 5️⃣ in their prime. Who are you choosing?