John Cryptoterrestrial Wokewright

僕は土の壁を掘って自分だけの秘密基地を作った。どうだい？最高だろ？ クレイジーな海外の兄弟たちよ、僕に君たちの最高な秘密基地を見せてくれ！

For the longest time I thought the "Israel controls our country" people were as crazy as the "there are secretly lizard people" type conspiracy people Nope. It turns out a country like 1/200th our size with like 8 million people and the GDP of one state literally controls our country. That is insane.

For no reason, here's an overlay with all 96 LMJ pitches.

Police time will no longer be wasted investigating legal social media posts, freeing up officers to patrol the streets and tackle real crime. By scrapping Non‑Crime Hate Incidents, we are balancing the protection of vulnerable communities while respecting free speech.

平凡な日本の田舎の平凡な朝。

トイレで大便器に座った状態で爆発的なクシャミをしたらその勢いで爆発的な屁が出てしまい、肛門に凄いダメージを受けた

🇺🇸「君たちは核兵器を持っているのか？」 🇮🇱「……」 🇺🇸「今も忍者🥷はいるのか？」 🇯🇵「……」