Jack Wolanin

Imagine growing up and having a phone camera in your face at all times as a child because your parents are obsessed with social media

daily reminder ♡

The only thing certain is that there’s not a god damn thing that’s for certain

When I ask someone what kind of music they listen to and they respond with “I listen to everything” I immediately ask what their fave classical jazz song is

Soundcloud, I really love you but you gotta stop throwing me songs that have been remixed a million times. Sincerely, -someone who pays way too much for this bs.

@_feelmybeard @anthonyyavalos

Y’all still cool with y’all first college roommate?

Watch Waco on Netflix you will not be disappointed

Make something out of nothing

@00rivs @YouTube Best in the biz

@WolaninJack @YouTube Really enjoyed the harmony drifter paddles.

“Hey let’s make a cringy vlog” Yakin' with Sonya youtu.be/EsMlqNbv6xU via @YouTube

Panda Express slaps the hardest when you can’t understand a word of what they say in the drive through

My ho thick bih hunny bunny yeah

did Disney plus just come and go or what yo

The yeehaw redneck community on Twitter sure does make me giggle

@cyberadam26 Happy birthday!

Twitter says I have 382 followers... I wonder how many of them will read this: Wednesday Feb 26 is my birthday. Nothing would make me happier than a complete stranger wishing me a Happy Birthday. Will my followers retweet this and will people respond? Only one way to find out...

@panderrrs Crying rn

Living walking distance from goodwill is truly one of the greatest things I’ve been blessed with

Let’s play a game called how many times can my phone fly across the vehicle when I turn because I will always put it in my lap

I have this feeling that I have to get every neighbor cookies for putting up with my roommates and I

Idk man I just have a hard time trusting anyone who’s completely obsessed with dirt bikes