Sione

Anyone asks what’s my personality personified imma show em this

bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine

I don’t like the way the kombucha my brother gave me is making me feel lol.

I think the thing that white people are the best at in the world is making bread and butter look absolutely delicious. They’re so romantic about it lol.

I got Sinners playing as background noise n I’m over here actually watching it. Lmao.

Ew why is there an Israel ad on my TL? Foh

NICK KURTZ WITH HIS FIRST CAREER GRAND SLAM ‼️

“Life ain’t fair but this MF lit”

The Bernie Mac show is so goated

Mulan, Lilo and Stitch, Hercules, and Lion King are my Disney Mount Rushmore.

The woman you’re gonna marry in the future is with someone else rn spittin n doing tricks on it while One Of The Girls by The Weeknd is playing in the background.

And the last 3 times I’ve gotten asada fries from there they’ve hoed tf outta me so lowkey praying on its downfall.

The only gentrifying I’ll accept in Salinas is if we turn Santa Fe into a Publix. Santa Fe already losing out to Vallarta and El Super so I honestly wouldn’t mind lol.

Didn’t drink the last couple weeks so I can drink today but then I just didn’t wanna drink. Who knows maybe I’ll feel like drinking next weekend lol.

Sneezed so hard my gooch cramped. Insane.

Owned the night like the 4th of July 😎

@SaycheeseDGTL Trying rage bait that nigga out of hiding😂

10/10 season finale of The Apothecary Diaries. 🥹. If another season doesn’t get announced soon I will kms

had a fight with the wife..