MARIAH

my birthday nails…. by me of course 🥳💖

Started drunk smoking again and there are actually zero negative effects on my life because the alcohol forms a protective layer around your lungs a lot of people don’t know this

i can never do anything right

@StockSavvyShay The funniest part of tax discourse is rich people acting like they just discovered working class Americans exist. Talk is cheap Bezos. Are you gonna pay your fair share or just keep giving TED Talks about it?

@myhairgreedy I HOPE ITS MY HAIR!!!! (me with no tickets)

reparem na coreografia dela pegando no cabelo e os dançarinos com rabo de cavalo pegando também…isso lembra alguma coisa arianators?

if you’re hungry let ur body feast on ur stomach fat

wingless angel

Men really be telling on themselves for free 😭 We’re literally giving away FREE flowers at my job. Like… no catch. No purchase. Just “hey, take these home to your wife or girlfriend.” And almost every man who walked in was like: “Nah, she’s good.” SHE’S GOOD?? 😭 Sir it costs you absolutely nothing to bring home a tiny gesture and make someone smile for 5 minutes. The flowers were FREE. The romance was FREE. The brownie points were FREE. At this point I fully support my own decision to stay single because what do you mean the bar is underground and men still bringing shovels.

to stay in a calorie deficit you really just have to go to bed 😭

bartender here. guess what: robots are never going to be programmed to take a beer off your tab because they feel sorry for you after your wife took the kids

you seem pretty excited for a tour you don't have tickets for :(

why is everyone pmo today

why can’t my boyfriend like sushi

the way a youtuber outdressed almost everybody in that room like are you guys not embarrassed..😭

BAD BUNNY?!?

preciso da ariana assim nesse met gala

I’m Californian before I’m American

happy may 1st + venus day + the full flower moon. today is one of the prettiest days of the year

ms.grande can’t stay out of the studio. i love her bad