BREAKING NEWS:
TOMORROW WHEN YOU WAKE UP, CHECK YOUR PHONE. YOU WILL RECEIVE SOME OF THE BEST NEWS YOU'VE EVER HEARD, DON'T RISK THE SKIP.
TYPE "YES" TO AFFIRM!
Damn, imagine being John and dealing with Sinestro and other stuff he has to do in LANTERNS, and then his first official job after that is fighting off a world invasion from Brainiac.