Keed

Avocado doesn’t go on pilau.

Stop bitchin.. keep goin nigga

there won't be marriages in the future bro

wagwan wadau! its madina! KENYA I LOVE YOU! and REESE said HIIIIIII

yall never gon hear my side of anything cus Idgaf 😂

if a hoe thinks you’re boring, you’re living the right way trust me

Your president ametumia 86,000,000,000 Kshs since he took office in 2022 but public discourse will be about who cheated and who is sleeping with who

women hunishangaza sana, instead of complaining you're dating a broke boy on social media, si you just break up with him and look for a richer one

you learn a lot just by being quiet

"Celibacy Day 784" Na kila usiku naskia mlio wa machine ya kunyoa, jirani ni fraud walae 😂💔

Getting opportunities that scare the shit out of you >>>

“you’re up early” bold of you to assume ive slept

As you get Older, What do you realize??

@ThyMalcolms ni mbaya sanaa😂

@Wombat_977 They just can't ooooh 😂😂😂

madem wanono watahepea wapii😂😂

@ja_Pwonji mbona wewe ni munono🤣🤣

Weakness in men must be punished by women. MUST. It’s great for civilization.

Sisi unmarried tunajaribu kuhepa madem walevi, wanono, single mothers na wakamba all at the same time. Options zinaendelea kua minimal itabidii tu tumetafuta baddies from Murang'a ama tuconvert to Islam tuoe wasomali.