Tessa

@rollderby_champ In fact, maybe I should show just how cute I can be

@WoodburrowMayor True!

y'all... i fucking love Sphinx. like, goddamn she's such a sweetheart how does she do that

@rollderby_champ Well it’s not a competition, you just get two cute girlfriends

@WoodburrowMayor Nah, she doesn't have a tail that can wag, that's infinitely cuter.

@MagicalUpgrades Oh that will probably heal really quickly then, It’ll hurt for a little bit though

@WoodburrowMayor I slammed it in a drawer :(

OW

@MagicalUpgrades What happened to it? I know a little about wound care

@WoodburrowMayor My hand :(

@rollderby_champ Oh thank you roller brawl! But seeing sphinx get excited is cuter than anything i could do

@WoodburrowMayor You're cuter tho!

@rollderby_champ I need to thank you for telling me her to spend more time with the rest of us girls! She is such an adorable little cutie!

@WoodburrowMayor she is! she really is.

@AuMonarch I’ll have to keep careful then

@WoodburrowMayor I’ll give you something light then, can’t have my favorite getting blackout drunk on me.

Perhaps i should help you see how delightful it is…

@AuMonarch I’ve never been one for alcohol, but that does sound delightful!

I love a good champagne on a hot summer day in this desert

@MagicalUpgrades Good idea!

@WoodburrowMayor I will call it!

FRIENDS I CAN’T FIND MY PHONE

@MagicalUpgrades Could you get someone to call it so you can find it?

@WoodburrowMayor I do not know

@MagicalUpgrades Yayyy!!!

@WoodburrowMayor Yes!!!

Oh, I wish I could do some dancing….

@Freebot002 I’d be glad to, i heard about what the arkeyans can do

@WoodburrowMayor As the mayor of Woodburrow and ally to the Skylanders, you should consider joining our fight against the Arkeyan oppressors, in the Freebot movement

Same

@chickn_jockey Good for you! Riding oh whiskers is always fun

@WoodburrowMayor No thank you, miss. Jockeying is more my style. I just like people who do archery.

Archery is such an attractive sport i love people who do archery

@AuMonarch @rollderby_champ Shouldn’t we keep conversations like this private?

@WoodburrowMayor @rollderby_champ