Woolacombe FC

@ClemBennellick @jeremy3bt @chay_d92 @paddypower1988 @marcchurchill6 @jameshdyer hatrick!

@thewhipples82 different. But that great vision Michael. You, stew and scouse as up front 3...

@tom13383086 @chay_d92 @clembennellick @paddypower1988 @marcchurchill6 @jameshdyer @jeremy3bt no mate, we've got this lad in from Combe...

#wewantmoore I'm with ya

@Jeremy3BT shout out to my main man duffers!!! 4-3-3 Ells Moore, Whipp and duffs up top. Boom

@tom13383086 @chay_d92 @clembennellick @paddypower1988 @marcchurchill6 @jameshdyer @jeremy3bt naa titch! This is Richard Slaney...

@Jeremy3BT @chay_d92 @clembennellick @paddypower1988 @marcchurchill6 @jameshdyer yesss duffers! #wewantrelagation #ilovewreyarms

#Mooreforcenterforward @Chay_D92 @ClemBennellick @PaddyPower1988 @MarcChurchill6 @JamesHDyer @Jeremy3BT

We want Moore back. @ClemBennellick @MarcChurchill6 @PaddyPower1988 @JamesHDyer @Jeremy3BT

And he doesn't start @ElliotJMoore up front.

I'm not sure why we appointed Richard Slaney as manager... He has sexual intercourse with his dog 3 times per night.

I think @ElliotJMoore should start up front tomorrow.

Andrew woodman openly admitted to sticking his cock and balls in to a hover nozzle and applying electricity last Saturday. What a guy.

@ClemBennellick what a gal! Effort mrs Bennellick xxx

@ClemBennellick tell her to bring her gloves on Tuesday... Keeper training. She's been entered into an apprenticeship with Peter lambert.

Final score, 3-1 Woolacombe.

Tom Hannah will win 2 penalties for diving and the second for getting taken out by the goal keeper.

James Dyer will have the chance to play a through ball to Andrew Woodman but he will shoot because he didn't start last week.

Peter Lambert will have an absolute nightmare and a back pass from Andy Ley will fly through his legs.