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@undiluted_ola @Jessejagz E dey usually start with hit and run. Kwara is already gone.

@Jessejagz Which many Nigerians? Until na bring na madness come SW before na go know who be who. No need to dey do hit and run for Ekiti or Ondo state. Face us, if na get mind.

Many Nigerians still no realise say this na their future very soon! The very places wey dem dey flee go, the bandits go still meet them there. Na time e go take!

@Oluamber @Gidi_Traffic How many bags did you get?

Do you people know the governor of the state is the chief security officer of the state and they collect security votes running into millions every month . So why are you all blaming the president. You people show wise up and call out your governors. I am not surprised because a lot of people are not intelligent enough know this.

‘Nigerians, I pray you people have sense…’ — A lady’s message to Nigerians.

@MindOfHeadking Lmao Go feel alive with him.

Women are only loyal to their feelings.

@MichaelTokunboh @Kruxicifix @afrisagacity 😀

@Kruxicifix @afrisagacity VDM bringing generator to buy fuel ⛽ burst my brain 🧠 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Nigerians at home and in the Diaspora, make this VIDEO go viral. We need to encourage this Senator so that more can find the courage to speak and act!✍️

@xtranerve_ng @bigmanotrouble You will say the same about Alex Otti. You can't name one thing Peter Obi did to you or your kinsmen.

@bigmanotrouble PO will not see 1 day in Aso rock. Yeah, Alex Oti is a solid material for presidency! He is competent.

After PO does 8 years, if this man runs for Presidency I’ll vote for him.

@TVNDEY @Alex_Barbir @Nightwalker0008 You are sick 😷

@Alex_Barbir @Nightwalker0008 This guy is here to do only one job , chant “Christian genocide” like the other pastor to cause more instability through religion. Nigerians are being k!lled everyday regardless of religion and we are not happy about it !!

Christians massacred on Palm Sunday in the city of Jos.

@Iamharphyz @Alex_Barbir Keep joking with blood. God has prepared a special place for wicked souls like you. APC urchin.

@Alex_Barbir This guy needs to be arrested and he’s a terrorist within our midst. He’s not a preacher and he’s busy training and arming militias in the middle belt

@Thazhigilla_ When you mentioned he asked you to rewrite reports I knew something was wrong. He employed temporarily and paid you 15k.

Many people might not believe this but... In 2023, I was packed into a police Danfo during a random raid in Jos, Plateau state. I was trekking for an all night session in school. They drove us to the station, seized our phones, and told everyone to sit on the bare floor behind the counter. The IPO in his faded uniform brought out rumpled sheets of paper and shouted ''Criminals remove your shoes make una write una statement for here'' I tried to look at the guys beside me who were sweating and writing things like "I am just walking and police catch me abeg I am a student." Another guy with a torn shirt was writing, "I swear to God I am not a cultist, I only went to buy indomie and egg, my mother is a widow." One particular guy was literally dropping tears on his paper, writing, "I don't smoke loud, I have CHM 101 test tomorrow morning, please have mercy in Jesus name." I knew my family did not have 50k for any emergency bail. So I sat on that cold floor, balanced the paper on my knee, and activated the ''Femi Falana'' in me (small HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MUDER was giving me confidence). I did not write a plea o. I wrote a chronological, legally terrifying timeline of my abduction. I used phrases like "unlawful detainment," "absence of probable cause," and "infringement of fundamental liberties." I made sure my handwriting was looking like a typed font🤲🏾 Thirty minutes later, the DPO walked in to inspect the night's harvest. He was biting the edge of a pure water sachet when he started reading the statements one by one, tossing them aside. Then he picked up my paper. He read the first paragraph, stopped, and looked at the crowd on the floor. He read it again. I was already preparing my mind for Cell One, the one with Mosquitoes that trained in Afghanistan. I was entirely convinced my grammar had angered him. The DPO looked at the IPO and said, "Who write this thing?" The IPO pointed at me. The DPO told me to stand up and follow him to his office. At that point, I wished I wrote my statement in Hausa😭 I entered the room, sweating like cold water. He sat down, dropped the paper on his desk, and said, "So, you sabi write English like this and you dey waka late night?" He opened his drawer and brought out a massive stack of dirty files. He complained that the station's secretary had been sick for three days and they had a massive backlog of official reports to send to the Area Commander. I did not enter the cell that night. I sat in a perfectly air-conditioned office from 11 PM to 4 AM, actively ghostwriting police reports, restructuring suspect confessions, and formatting legal petitions for the Nigerian Police Force. By 5 AM, the DPO gave me 15k cash for a job well done, bought me a plate of white rice, and ordered the patrol van to drive me safely to my hostel with full escorts. If you are currently smiling at this beautiful grass-to-grace story, I want you to know that you just read several heavy paragraphs of pure, undiluted fiction. I have never been arrested in my life. I am currently on my bed eating bread and egg. But like the original tweet said, proper articulation solves 75% of your problems. The remaining 25% is knowing how to lie fluently to farm engagement on this app. Happy Sunday.

@debrandcompass @_Mac_lfc @chibzyyyy There's no reference to jollof rice. It's Rice and Fryer. So fried rice.

@_Mac_lfc @chibzyyyy It has to be Jollof rice

Their son will be named Fried Rice.

@AdepojudanielT1 @Western_g0d @Pebblepj @real_Ifyarts They are trying is your response?

@Western_g0d @Pebblepj @real_Ifyarts They are trying. There are limits to what they can say

"He's riding a donkey, his followers are trekking" I know someone said this that day

@real_Ifyarts Bro what is wrong with you?

@sandiego1611 @deenayaah @DangoteOfData Fela dey another level, like 5 songs go enter there. You would make a full album from Fela's songs about corruption and the state of the country.

@deenayaah @DangoteOfData This list never complete. You for add at least one of Fela's long list.......even if nah "International thief thief", or "Suffering and smiling", or even "Zombie".......songs weh Fela dun sing on Nigeria mata too many. So you suppose add at least one of them here.

Songs I need all Nigerians to Listen to today P-Square - Why E be say 2face - E Be Like Say Sound Sultan ft Mi - 2010 Black face - hard life Wande coal - Se na like this Burna Boy - Monsters You Made Eedris Abdulkareem’s -Jaga Jaga Majek Fashek - so long African China - Mr President Tekno - Rara Falz - This Is Nigeria Aṣa - "Fire on the Mountain

@Ronin3604 @dwolfwood846762 @ywomendeservles 😀😀😀

@dwolfwood846762 @ywomendeservles Where tf would you even get 37 kidneys to donate 😭

Government of Rice, by rice and for rice. Motto: We rice by ripping others. #Tinubumustgo

Rice Command Center 😭

@stejim95 @IMac_50 @bobby_role You never know how ungrateful people are. Some if these fans are wild.

@IMac_50 @bobby_role He had his most successful season for us just last year

Rate Mo Salah's 9 year tenure at Liverpool out of 10. _/10

This is the worst President in the history of Nigeria. 😓💔

@mildunhigedguy @sxhealth101 😀😀😀

@sxhealth101 next tweet: mortgage your house for magnesium

Buy zinc, even if it means going into debt just buy it.

@khuta1573 @ESPNUK Go watch Salah goals compilation and tell us how many tap ins you find.

Carragher, you bias-drenched Scouser, claiming Salah > Ronaldo? Salah’s a pen-happy Egyptian tap-in merchant who ghosts in finals while Ronaldo dragged clubs to glory with actual magic.Henry built an Invincibles legacy; Salah pads stats at Anfield. Carra, stick to crying on Sky—your hot takes are as weak as Salah’s big-game bottle jobs.

Mohamed Salah's Premier League legacy is greater than Cristiano Ronaldo, says Carragher

@BothEyeszClosed @theoluwole @Nirel01 @ESPNUK more assists in total, Hazard fans are delusional. Even Hazard admits Salah is better.

@theoluwole @Nirel01 @ESPNUK Talking about "Waiting for Trent to assist him" Salah has two playmaker awards as a winger so try again 👍🏿

Mad stat alert 🚨 Mo Salah is the 8th highest Premier League goal scorer at Old Trafford in the 2020s 🤯 That's including Man Utd players. He plays for Liverpool 😂