Tom Bingham

@Arifa_Akbar @mrcarl_woodward It's also this... twitter.com/YeastNationUK/…

what is yeast nation

@veryrareSimon Really hoping this is going to be of a regular series of tweets on your dating successes or otherwise

another, guy opened saying he’d slept with 30 guys that year & that people call him ‘difficult’ when he works in groups/prides himself on ‘being stubborn’. Went to board game cafes, then kissed by a river because lonely / rural. When I wouldn’t see him again he was ‘inconsolable’

Here 👏we👏go👏 1 guy it was our 3rd date? I think & he kept talking about his ex so I was jokingly like ‘it sounds like you might still have feelings for him’ & he said ‘yeah I do’ & then expected the date to go on as normal? We then went for a walk & saw fire eaters practicing

@veryrareSimon I hope this isn’t part of a wider trip advisor review

staying at a friends without WiFi meant watching Jaws 3 meant discovering the character Anxious Tunnel Person and I can at least be glad of that gift of casting in an otherwise truly dire film

Meanwhile over at Labour HQ... #TheresaMay #GeneralElection #DowningStreet

When you wake up thinking you'll be productive...

Every damn morning... #HUKD #5moremins

The opening paragraph is quite possibly the biggest overreaction in newspaper history.

When there's nothing but food on your mind... twitter.com/elliwsan/statu…

@connorsavigar Absolutely!!! But that doesn't influence my frank opinions of the woman...

Great advisory text from HM government. I was about to throw it out of the window.

Is it too late to kick Australia out #Eurovision

Great to catch-up with these as always #pubquizvictors

Evening blues well and truly resolved by booking a holiday! #happydance

Look who I found wandering around London @RyanLambert_16