Work Retire Die

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Work Retire Die

Work Retire Die

@WorkRetireDie

I'm here for a long time, not a good time. Professional emailer at @friday_beers

Manhattan, NY Katılım Eylül 2017
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Work Retire Die@WorkRetireDie·
BREAKING: fascinating coworker actually had High Point winning in their bracket. More details to come at broader team meeting later
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Greatttt my boss walked by my desk when I had March Madness up on my laptop and now I have a meeting with HR 🤦‍♂️I should be fine right?
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WOMEN OF THE WORLD: this is how your men need to taken care of after a long day of watching march madness at work and openly ignoring their job responsibilities
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having a sunburn at the office is so humiliating. how do you respect a man who clearly struggles with long term planning and resource management like that
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High Yield Harry@HighyieldHarry·
It’s FinMeme March Madness Time. Starting tomorrow, 32 of your favorite finance meme accounts will be facing off to win the crown as the people’s favorite memer. Voting will take place on my page. Presented by @Polymarket @tryshortcutai and @hebbia
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Work Retire Die@WorkRetireDie·
When my boss asks me where I got the data for my slides
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greatest fast food mascot of all time
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The shareholders must be Irish the way I want to kiss every one of them on the mouth
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"I don't see any green on you today Mister. Where's your St. Patrick's holiday spirit?"
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Work Retire Die@WorkRetireDie·
me ditching the team dinner on a work trip to enjoy some much needed fast food and alone time
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Ted Cruz@tedcruz·
Utter insanity. None of these prior winners would qualify: The Godfather (I & II) No Country for Old Men The Departed Chicago A Beautiful Mind Gladiator Braveheart Titanic Forrest Gump Schindler’s List Unforgiven Amadeus Patton The Sound of Music My Fair Lady Casablanca Ben-Hur Gone with the Wind
End Wokeness@EndWokeness

In order to compete at the Oscars for Best Picture, all films must meet the "diversity inclusion" quota. Here are those rules. Yes, this is real.

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Work Retire Die@WorkRetireDie·
Me hitting the town after getting a Meets Expectations on my performance review
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How it feels to chew 5 Gum
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the Delta reddit thread is the modern day Missed Connections
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Work Retire Die@WorkRetireDie·
Nice world where we are inundated with depressing news 24/7 and then need to hop on Microsoft Outlook and Teams and act like nothing's wrong if we want to eat, drink and have shelter
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