BREAKING: fascinating coworker actually had High Point winning in their bracket. More details to come at broader team meeting later
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Work Retire Die
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Work Retire Die
@WorkRetireDie
I'm here for a long time, not a good time. Professional emailer at @friday_beers
Manhattan, NY Katılım Eylül 2017
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Greatttt my boss walked by my desk when I had March Madness up on my laptop and now I have a meeting with HR 🤦♂️I should be fine right?
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WOMEN OF THE WORLD: this is how your men need to taken care of after a long day of watching march madness at work and openly ignoring their job responsibilities
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Going to walk out of my next job interview when the HR manager refuses to admit they’re ugly
FearBuck@FearedBuck
Clavicular ends and walks out of his Channel 5 interview with Andrew Callaghan after Andrew reveals he’s satisfied with how he looks and doesn’t need looksmaxxing
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having a sunburn at the office is so humiliating. how do you respect a man who clearly struggles with long term planning and resource management like that
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It’s FinMeme March Madness Time.
Starting tomorrow, 32 of your favorite finance meme accounts will be facing off to win the crown as the people’s favorite memer.
Voting will take place on my page.
Presented by @Polymarket @tryshortcutai and @hebbia
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@WorkRetireDie Bro it’s called a deck now. This isn’t 2024
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When my boss asks me where I got the data for my slides
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The shareholders must be Irish the way I want to kiss every one of them on the mouth
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"I don't see any green on you today Mister. Where's your St. Patrick's holiday spirit?"
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me ditching the team dinner on a work trip to enjoy some much needed fast food and alone time
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@tedcruz war going on and this is the bullshit you tweet
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Utter insanity. None of these prior winners would qualify:
The Godfather (I & II)
No Country for Old Men
The Departed
Chicago
A Beautiful Mind
Gladiator
Braveheart
Titanic
Forrest Gump
Schindler’s List
Unforgiven
Amadeus
Patton
The Sound of Music
My Fair Lady
Casablanca
Ben-Hur
Gone with the Wind
End Wokeness@EndWokeness
In order to compete at the Oscars for Best Picture, all films must meet the "diversity inclusion" quota. Here are those rules. Yes, this is real.
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Me hitting the town after getting a Meets Expectations on my performance review
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the Delta reddit thread is the modern day Missed Connections
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Nice world where we are inundated with depressing news 24/7 and then need to hop on Microsoft Outlook and Teams and act like nothing's wrong if we want to eat, drink and have shelter
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still a better success rate than getting a job from LinkedIn Easy Apply. what a world
Alyssa 🌻@alyssaleann
kinda obsessed with this love is blind sankey diagram ≈4% success rate seems not-terrible given how utterly insane the whole premise is
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