Workaholics Quotes

When I was a kid, I always tried to make my dog have sex with my cat because I wanted a catdog.

We have the right to bear snacks.

Spotify me bro

I'm wearing a Top Gun hat, for God's sakes. If I get fired today, I'm gonna look like an idiot.

Much like buttholes, families are meant to be tight.

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Shit's gettin halloweird tonight.

I haven't really been the same since Michael Jackson died in that knife fight.

The sweetest revenge is living well. Darius Rucker said it so you know it's real.

Some butt you got there... Do you wipe it?

The world needs to see the madness that is my upper torso.

Everybody knows that it's an unwritten rule. Warriors cannot collide while erect.

My teacher says if you don't sweat it in your crack you're not doing it right.

The thing about Ders is, he's supposed to die tonight.

Funniest movie of all time? No questions, Waynes World 1.

Straight edge people are weird.

Weird things happen when you're drunk, last week I got drunk I ate the band off my wrist watch... I thought it was beef jerky

Yeah but fish aren't animals. They're like the rodents of the sea...

Take it sleazy.

I'm gonna rip your tits off and use them as cereal bowls!