David Cole

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David Cole

@Worker_Snake

Outlier. "Some day you're going to realise you've been sleepwalking through it all..." 👩‍🏭🐍🖋️⚔️✍️🦅

North East UK Katılım Mayıs 2017

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Marco Petagna@Petagna·2d

Joe thinks it summer..he also doesn't seem to realise that 33C has never been recorded here in the UK in the Spring

Joe 🏳️‍🌈@joecousins89

It’s called summer. 33C and making out like we are going to survive a nuke blast - grow up.

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David Cole@Worker_Snake·4d

@BBCr4today Except it is. If you tolerate this... then... #r4today

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BBC Radio 4 Today@BBCr4today·4d

"Spygate's not Watergate." Former FA and Man City chairman David Bernstein criticises the expulsion of Southampton from the Championship play-offs after the team was caught spying on rivals, saying the offence was 'trivial'.

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David Cole@Worker_Snake·5d

@KevinASchofield I see what you did there... it almost worked! Comedy isn’t your thing, is it, Kev? 🤣

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Kevin Schofield@KevinASchofield·5d

The best way for Keir Starmer to scupper Andy Burnham’s hopes of replacing him as PM would be to go and campaign for him in the Makerfield by-election

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David Cole@Worker_Snake·16 May

@piersmorgan @JeremyClarkson @TrevorPTweets When they mistook you for Trevor Philips... did you ask which one they were referring to...?

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Piers Morgan@piersmorgan·16 May

Three people have mistaken me for @JeremyClarkson this week, which is obviously very irritating, and nonsensical given I am so much better looking. But someone also asked me if I was @TrevorPTweets - which was just a tad…. surprising. 🤣

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David Cole@Worker_Snake·15 May

@DPJHodges If Burnham becomes Prime Minister, list what you think would be effective attack lines for the future...

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(((Dan Hodges)))@DPJHodges·15 May

Seeing a lot of “Labour Civil-War” talk this morning. The reality is the war’s basically over. There’s now agreement on the timetable - September. There’s agreement on the candidate - Andy Burnham. The other potential candidates, Cabinet, PLP and Labour movement will all now gravitate towards Burnham. What’s left of Keir Starmer’s authority is already vanishing this morning. It’s done

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David Cole@Worker_Snake·15 May

@APHClarkson Possibly, as I initially thought, but list the top three candidates: Streeting, Burnham, and Rayner - then rank them against Starmer at being future 'easy targets'... let the chaos begin...

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David Cole@Worker_Snake·15 May

Streeting, Burnham, Rayner - meet the continuity establishment easy prey... #r4today

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David Cole@Worker_Snake·15 May

@GeoffNorcott "Finish the fence mate - there's the door..."

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Geoff Norcott@GeoffNorcott·15 May

This is a brutal situation for Starmer. It’s like his Mrs has said it’s over, but he can stay until he gets a place. Meanwhile another bloke is already creosoting the fence.

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David Cole@Worker_Snake·15 May

@ShippersUnbound Satirical Tim - strikes again...

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Tim Shipman@ShippersUnbound·15 May

Screenshot or it didn't happen... (good morning!)

Matthew Stadlen@MatthewStadlen

A Tory friend messages: I’m no fan of Starmer But he won a huge majority not long ago. I have never seen a more unecessary and damaging act of self-destruction. It’s like the Labour Party have a death wish and don’t actually want to be in power

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Alexander Clarkson @APHClarkson·15 May

Or alternatively the Conservatives, Greens and Reform would prefer a weak opponent over an electorally viable one

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David Cole@Worker_Snake·12 May

@DPJHodges Others may also be due some 'credit' Dan...

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(((Dan Hodges)))@DPJHodges·12 May

Watching certain Starmer cheerleaders literally trying to spark a bonds crisis in a desperate last ditch attempt to shore up his position is quite something…

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David Cole@Worker_Snake·12 May

It’s clear that Darren Jones has been sent out to push the idea that a “managed transition” beats a mismanaged one… cue the chaos.#r4today

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David Cole@Worker_Snake·12 May

You seriously have to wonder about the cognitive abilities of Labour MPs talking openly to Nick Robinson... "Tempting though it is to get into the problems of the Conservative Party- I don't think we want to do that right now..." #r4today

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David Cole@Worker_Snake·12 May

Something’s definitely up today - almost every Tory supporting political commentator seems to have managed to wake themselves up before 7am for their first proper shift... #r4today

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David Cole@Worker_Snake·11 May

@DPJHodges Catherine who?

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(((Dan Hodges)))@DPJHodges·11 May

OK. Can we just be clear, because people are still bizarrely getting confused about this. Catherine West no longer has any role in the process (other than as an individual Labour MP). Her only role was as a potential challenger. She's withdrawn that challenge. That's it.

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David Cole@Worker_Snake·11 May

@CCHQPress You can't win 'em all Dan... x.com/DPJHodges/stat…

(((Dan Hodges)))@DPJHodges

Peter Mandelson is cynical, manipulative, ruthless, calculating, cunning and ambitious – and the perfect choice to be Britain’s new ambassador to Washington > Daily Mail > dailymail.co.uk/debate/article…

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CCHQ Press@CCHQPress·11 May

(((Dan Hodges)))@DPJHodges

Keir Starmer says he has got the big political choices right. Genuinely just said that.

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David Cole@Worker_Snake·11 May

A good interview from Kyle - not falling for Robinson's format - now here's Chris Mason with "his" objective analysis... without a right of reply... #r4today

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David Cole@Worker_Snake·11 May

Nick Robinson - the most "in plain sight" Tory on a "flagship" news show - perhaps "madness" is listening to #r4today each morning expecting something different...

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David Cole@Worker_Snake·11 May

@DPJHodges What is the "insanity" in what Kyle says in your quoted post?

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(((Dan Hodges)))@DPJHodges·11 May

Utter, batshit, insanity.

BBC Breakfast@BBCBreakfast

'The reason he is not in Parliament is his own choices' Business Secretary Peter Kyle told #BBCBreakfast he does not support calls for Mayor of Greater Manchester Andy Burnham to return to Parliament, amid calls for Keir Starmer to quit bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

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@BBCr4today @KevinASchofield @piersmorgan @JeremyClarkson @TrevorPTweets @DPJHodges @APHClarkson @GeoffNorcott